michael phelps 

The swimmer's whose face you see every five seconds while watching the olympics. Even if he's not currently swimming.

"Yes, while Nastia does her floor routine let's switch back to the water cube for a minute long interview about Michael Phelps' race that we just saw. Later we will also show his medal ceremonies, and his other 20 or so prelims, semifinals, finals, documentaries, and interviews...oh yeah and we'll also show 10-15 seconds of some other obviously less important sports..."

michael phelps by pumpitUP67 October 9, 2008

diggah phelps 

Derived from ESPN sports ANALyst Digger Phelps. Means to have sweat glistening sex with a chick. Diggah(Dig her out) Phelps(Pussy).

Yo did you see Sarah!! I would definately diggah phelps.

diggah phelps by MarioH February 14, 2006

Michael Phelps  

1. An Olympic swimmer who is the embodiment of all American greatness, he is the product of Uncle Sam, Ronald Reagan, George Washington, Abraham Lincoln, Teddy Roosevelt, Thomas Jefferson, Neil Armstrong, The Flag Raisers of Iwo Jima, and Captain America. He is the real life Aquaman except he's not totally lame like the comic Aquaman. It's rumored that Michael Phelps was raised by Dolphins and has a secret set of gills.
2. An awesome drinking game named for the greatest olympian of all time. for every gold medal michael phelps receives on that day you drink. Since he pretty much owns face and gets like 500 medals a day, even in things he doesn't compete in, the game is challenging to the most experienced of drinkers. Not even the Irish can go through this game without someone suffering alcohol poisoning.

1. Aw man I did you see Michael Phelps yesterday? He won 6 gold medals and then found a cure for cancer.
2. Dude I played Michael Phelps last night with some friends, I'm the only one left alive.

Michael Phelps by Chas A October 7, 2008

Michael Phelps 

God in a pair of goggles, just like how Michael Jordan is God in a pair of Nikes.

Michael Phelps dominates Alain Bernard.

Michael Phelps by azzayan October 9, 2008

Timo Phelps 

A distant cousin of Michael Phelps, Timo Phelps is terrified of the water. He is an olympic caliber fencer, who made the USA Olympic Fencing Alternate Team in 2000, 2004, and 2008. He is currently a pharmacy student. Timo Phelps is also known as Super Pride Man, and is known to wear grey capes and headbands.

Oh my god, I just met Timo Phelps, he is so much hotter than Michael.

Timo Phelps by Captain Thur-Man May 12, 2009

michael phelps 

To smoke weed

Dude last night i pulled a michael phelps. I was flying high

michael phelps by Flunky February 28, 2009

Pulling a Phelps 

1. To be in an incriminating photograph. 2. To be photographed doing something that may jeopardize one's career, or one's professional or personal relationships.

Ex 1: "Awesome party last night man, but I need to get those pics. I really pulled a Phelps with that two-way they were passing around"

Ex 2: "Dude, Have you seen the Facebook pics from that party? Wesley totally pulled a Phelps with Jeremy's ROOR"

Ex 3: Michael Phelps is an expert at "Pulling a Phelps", as noted in many news articles in late 2008, early 2009, where he was photographed at a party with a bong in-hand.

Pulling a Phelps by Rick Ford February 16, 2009