coke and pepsi

Not the same, they have entirely different flavours. Cokes is stronger, and Pepsi's is smoother.

Let's see...

Pepsi ... Great
Pepsi Blue ... Shit
Pepsi Twist ... Good
Pepsi Max ... Great

Coke ... Great
Vanilla Coke ... Great
Cherry Coke ... 50/50
Diet Coke ... Good
Diet Coke w/ Lemon ... Good

... Coke wins.

by Bastardized Bottomburp September 4, 2003

perestroika

The all-scale, often economical, change that occured in the 80's in the Soviet Union. Ultimately, perestroika collapsed the age of the Soviets. Now, the Soviet Union is called the CIS (Commonwealth of Independant States), aka : Russia.

"We live in a sad age...imperialism...totalitarianism...perestroika..."
-Revolver Ocelot in MGS2, after Snake survives the second round of torture

by Dave March 25, 2004

pepsi head

A "nicer" term for someone who is addicted to cocaine.

"That girl over there is such a pepsi head."

by ashhedelic December 26, 2015

Millions will perish

A phrase used as a hyperbole to emphasize and exaggerate the devastation a particular decision might lead to.

Emma: "I can't wait for my birthday party this weekend! It's gonna be Taylor Swift themed!"
Jonathan: "...millions will perish."

Brad: "I think I wanna get a toilet bowl tattooed on my wrist'"
Jonathan: "Millions will perish."

by just like honey May 26, 2021

pepsi

A cola company whos advertising as gradually subsided to not really promoting their own cola, but more towards demoting coca cola.

Pepsi Executive #1: How about this for a commercial! A rough looking man with a shotgun walks into a bar, and starts shooting everyone, but instead of bullets, they are cans of coke! It ends with "Coke, it'll kill you."

Pepsi Executive #2: I love it!

by sebastiancee November 25, 2007

Pepsi Blue

The BEST soda ever produced. Perfect berry flavor, theres nothing like it on earth or in the universe for that matter. Not to sweet and not to blah. The carbonation was absolutely mind boggling at how anyone on earth could have captured such bliss. The most refreshing and quenching thing to grace everybody's tastebuds. The only true choice for people who like to live life. Its like world peace in a 20 oz bottle (or 2 liter/12oz can if thats your thing). There is only one downside to the stuff...the evils of this world have halted its production for the time being. We can only dream the dream now...that someday our beloved soda will make a triumphant return.

Am I in heaven... no, wait, I'm just drinking Pepsi Blue.

by PepsiBlue-Man April 6, 2004

Perpsplain

1: Counter factual role reversal of victim and perpetrator.

2: An attempt by any person to perpetuate a counterfactual narrative.

Don't perpsplain! We all know your grandmother was trying to help you by letting you live in the basement for free. You burned her house down because you're psycho, not because she deserved it!

by blakrabyte October 22, 2022