Penile entanglement

When your penis get tangled in itself and well yeah you don’t want penile entanglement

Dude I heard Chases dad has penile entanglement.

by Mrfartface February 5, 2020

penile

when your pecker gets whacked with a ruler

that form of punishment is rather penile.

by amboj December 28, 2003

penile exposure

Indesent Exposure Of The Penile Organ.

Jim left his fly down, which caused for penile exposure at the buiness meeting.

by Seth Robinson February 13, 2005

Penile Flatulence

Penis queef; air escaping from the penis like vaginal flatulence. Slang include pequeef, dick fart, man queef, et cetera.

Mike is known for his penile flatulence.

by Probel Chuvak June 2, 2018

Penile Dementia

to be suffering from a priapism, that is a continuous erection of the penis. This ailment is both painful and socially embarrassing.

Trevor was disappointed: he had to miss several West Ham matches because of chronic penile dementia.

by Dunky Oggins November 15, 2003

penile

Penile means pinoy with a HUGE penis

I saw a penile at the store.
Did you see that penile!
Judging by you penile you are pinoy.

by Jerry Casino December 3, 2007

penile pentrometric episiotomy

When a big fat dick splits a pussy so bad that it rips the taint resulting in the poor bitch having to go to the emergency room for sutures.

Hello, 911, please send an ambulance immediately. I accidentally just performed a tri- input penile pentrometric episiotomy on this fucking bitch and she is bleeding like a stuck pig from the cunt and ass. She is in and out of consciousness and is going into shock. Her breath sounds are diminished and her heart rate is rapid and her pulse is weak. Her pupils are dilated and not reacting to light . She keeps screaming for more cock and an aspirin. Don't send the cops because I am doing bong hits and my medical marijuana card is expired.

by Goldbagger January 18, 2010