Nice pear

Another way of saying nice pair of female breasts.

Whoa! You have a nice pear...

by Syuveil December 27, 2006

gone pear-shaped

When something has 'gone pear-shaped', it means something has gone wrong or not according to plan.

My barbeque has gone pear-shaped - nobody has bothered to turn up.

by Anne-Marie June 29, 2004

tickling the pear

Euphemism for mastubation. Orginated in the Harry Potter fandom. It comes from the fact that to gain entrance into the school kitchens, one must tickle the pair on a painting of fruit guarding the entrance. Hermione Granger learns this when the Weasley twins let the secret slip.

Harry bit his lip, trying not to let a whimper escape as he tickled his pear, fantasizing desperately about Dobby the House-elf.

by some rabid fandom lurker March 24, 2005

Asian Pear

to dip your scrotum in a cup of sake and then dip your scrotum into your partner's mouth

What are we gonna do with this cup of sake. I say we give her an Asian Pear.

by M Smoov July 3, 2009

Velvet pear

slang term for a male scrotum, especially one that isn't too hairy and is pear shaped i.e. two lobes on the bottom ascending to a graceful neck where the penis is attached

Ooh, honey, when I got a look at that velvet pear, I just had to go down on him!

by The (Real) Great Western Satan November 20, 2009

Alabama Pear Tree

verb. to stick pointy objects in people's asshole in the dark

That Alabama Pear Tree really surpised me at the party.

by The Llama tickle January 7, 2012

soft pear

When a girl reaches for a virgins penis and it ejaculates while still soft. Known as a soft pear for its squishiness and juicy texture.

"Hey John, give me your dick!"
"Ok, Betty! I am so excited, I am such a virgin!"
*reaches for dick*
*cums*
"Oh no, I have soft peared!"

"God you fucking virgin"

by gannik June 19, 2017