burger patties

Large, discombobbled, and uneven pair of boobs for fat chicks. They are just two lumps of fat lard. This is why it seems like the fat girls are usually first to bloom.

dude she has massive burger patties! how disgusting those arent real

by oilcanman April 5, 2009

carly patterson

The best and most beautiful gymnast ever
fuck you Da B. u cant get her.

Carly patterson rocks.

by mr. jmh January 21, 2005

Mike Patten

Originally from Regina, Saskatchewan, Canada, Mike Patten lives and works in Montréal. He holds a BFA in painting and drawing with a minor in art history from the University of Regina. Recently, Patten's work was seen in Regina in a solo project entitled "The Celebrity Series" at Neutral Ground.

For more information on Mike Patten, please refer to his personal website at mikepatten.ca

by Michael Patten September 30, 2005

carly patterson

A 16-year-old gymnast who earned a gold medal with the US team at the Athens olympics. Considered quite attractive, she resides in Allen, Texas, just 20 minutes north of Dallas.

Carly Patterson is a superb gymnast.

by Kevin the Great July 26, 2005

Patterson

A widely enjoyable alcoholic beverage consisting of Coca-Cola, Arnold Palmer, and high quality Vodka.

Named after the first consumer of the product on 25 July 2011.

Yo, Alan just made a Patterson! Let's get fucked up!

by Grandmaster Darsh September 5, 2011

Pattern

Beat up

'If he chats shit, pattern him'

by Bon 3 May 21, 2018

Alfie Patten

Verb
-To sabotage one's own life in the pursuit of enjoyment

Noun
- 13 year old father of one: Alfie Patten

a. "Shit, that guy totally Alfie Pattened himself with all that heroin he injected into his anus"

b. Guy 1: "I heard Sarah used to be pretty normal looking before she had that bukkak-birthday-party"

Guy 2: "Some guy gave her the Alfie Pattening of her life"

by Benanenanenjamin February 18, 2009