Stoul Patch

Combination of a 'stache and soul patch. Pronounced as "Stole patch"

Everyone these days seem to be growing a Stoul Patch.

by badgrammir July 26, 2012

Like a Whore in a cucumber patch

Phrase to describe a person's excitement, joy, or pleasant suprise.

Hey Buster, how did your old lady like the beer can christmas tree you made in your trailer? Bud, she was smiling "like a Whore in a cucumber patch" the minute she saw it.

by Clintoncousin November 26, 2007

Apple Patch

A patch of facial hair that covers the Adam's apple. Originally a derogatory term, the apple patch broadcasts a man's sex appeal (similar to a happy trail).

Girl 1: Mmm did you see that guy?
Girl 2: Yeah, he has a damn fine apple patch.

by Bawksigrill420 April 16, 2015

Chastity Patch

A small smear of excrement surreptitiously smeared on the back of one's girlfiend's neck before a girls' night out, in order to deter any would-be suitors.

The missus was going out on her work Christmas party the other night and that smarmy git from accounts was there, so I gave her a Chastity Patch when she asked me to fasten her necklace.

by 7Kev7 May 16, 2007

prison eye-patch

It is the spreading of the scrotum over one's eye.

If you don't shut up, I'm going to give you a prison eye-patch.
Motti gave Yaron a prison eye-patch to show his love for him. Yaron loved it.

by master of my domain. May 1, 2009

two legs and a wet patch

After many long months with no sex you would settle for it. Man, animal, female etc.

It has been that long I would settle for anything with two legs and a wet patch

by The_Devon October 19, 2009

Spa'patch

(conjunctive noun) an area or geographic location where spa-like activity is likely to occur. A military manoeuvre whose focus is dispatching spas on spa'patches (pl)

This whole area has been designated a spa'patch, initiate operation Upsy Downsy

by Hawky1 July 6, 2011