a link to the past

Quite possibly the greatest game outside of the realm of HotL and Bad Street Brawler!

Join Link,the HEROIC lad who sets out to obtain the 3 pendants,pull the Master Sword from the Lost Woods,retrieve the 7 Crystals of the Dark World and scale Ganon's Tower on this AWESOME quest!

by 0niTTRay October 7, 2003

ghost of pussy past

The lingering spirit in any room of the house where you or your friends have gotten a woman so hot, she has left a visible reminder on the furniture. (see snail trail)

We are either gonnna cover up that stain or throw away this couch because it reminds me too much of the ghost of pussy past.

by mikeyd June 11, 2005

Ass Blast from the Past

(noun) when a long-dead transvestite eskimo faggot shoves a stick of dynamite up your pooper and blows your nigger ass to china

person #1: "Dude I no longer have an anus after my last 3 ass blasts from the past."
person #2: "Then how do you take a shit?"
person #1: "I don't really know."
person #2: "That is fuckin insane."

by necro April 22, 2005

freckle past a hair

A reply used when someone asks for the time from someone that clearly doesn't have a watch on.

1: What time is it?
2: (looks at their watchless wrist) It's a freckle past a hair.

by ClovenStrife August 8, 2011

half past gtf outta here

Half past get the f*ck outta here.
That time of day when you wish you were already somewhere else drinking a beer and playing golf. Well past when you wish you had left.

Man, its half past gtf outta here... lets go.

by TheKeithMeister September 30, 2005

HALF PAST FUCK

HALF PAST FUCK is a colourful and expletive measurement of time or hour, most commonly indicating that the time in question is inconvenient or unreasonable to the party making use of the term.

"I had to get up for work at half past fuck this morning to make it to the new job site by 6.30am"

"I really can't be bothered going out tonight boys....I have a massive day on tomorrow and if I go out clubbing I will wind up drinking way too much and I won't get home until half past fuck either...too hard..."

"I got a call at bloody half past fuck last night from some offshore call centre."

by K9Guy October 6, 2009

Gay Past the Expiration Date

A term for someone who should have come out a long time ago, who is now (and will always be) just awkward. People who are "GPED" can be of any age or gender, the "expiration date" is different for everyone. It's refers more specifically to the general sense of awkwardness some people have, not their age or situation in life.

Armando is a nice enough guy, but I wouldn't date someone who's Gay Past the Expiration Date.

by LUEZWO August 13, 2014