Pandementia

The overwhelming sense of not remembering or feeling as if your forgetting something brought about by living during a pandemic, known colloquially as COVID brain

A consequence of living through COVID-19 is the onset of my pandementia and feeling as if I'm flaking on everyone.

by Miauraisgreen July 16, 2020

pandemic sex

When you're looking for some COVID-19 comfort sex due to loneliness from social distancing, boredom from quarantine, or panic from maybe dying.

*Term coined by Ana and mildly inspired by Matthew.

Woman: What are you looking for on this dating app thing?
Man: The one. Not the wrong one. The right one.
Woman: I'm looking for the wrong one.
Man: Like purposely?! You just looking for some pandemic sex?

by TheWrongOne606 September 4, 2020

Pandemic Special

A joint in which the weed has been mixed with semen and then smoked.

That pothead chick I’ve been seeing may not be a 10 or anything but she loves it when I roll her a pandemic special

by rock17 September 30, 2020

Pandemantine

Origin: A portmanteau of the adjective pandemic and the noun quarantine.

Definition: A state or period of isolation in which normally innocent, happy individuals are indefinitely confined and isolated due to a global health crisis, environmental disaster, and / or political unrest.

Symptoms include a heightened level of anxiety or depression; the propensity to overindulge in the excessive consumption of alcohol, recreational and / or prescription drugs; as well as the use of the internet to engage in the inappropriate pursuit of exotically beautiful women who are geographically remote, emotionally volatile, and otherwise generally incapable of following instructions. See also Isabelle, 2020 Coronavirus.

I developed a schoolboy crush on Isabelle during the pandemantine of 2020 because she kept pestering me with innuendo when there was no one else to sustain my sanity.

by firescue17 November 8, 2020

Pandesal

A Filipino bread, so tasty you don't need any fillings and it'll taste like heaven made bread.
The dough is a lean variety, with yeast, flour, salt and sugar.

Pan de sal means “bread of salt” in Spanish, for the pinch of salt added to the dough. It was introduced to the Philippines in the 16th century as the Spaniards' answer to the French baguette.

I'd like to eat some pandesal for breakfast.
This pandesal tastes so good!

by SmallChames February 19, 2021

Pandemonica

Objectively the best soft girl, and the sexiest sadist you will find. Give this secretary looking seductress coffee for either a whooping good time, or a trip to the hospital.

Pandemonica broke my fingers again, I can't afford the fucking hospital bills

by HedheryDredgery March 26, 2021

Pandemisexual

Pandemisexual, is the combination of the sexual orientations pansexual and demisexual. Pandemisexual is the attraction to individuals regardless of gender, apart from only being capable to have a sexual attraction to one of either feminine or masculine individuals of any gender. One would have to have a deep emotional connection to have a sexual attraction towards one of either feminine or masculine individuals of any gender.

My sexuality is pandemisexual.

by The Coochie Connoisseur January 31, 2022