Pilf, Pilfing, Pilfed

verb, To steal something in a feendish way purposly to laugh at his/her misfortune.

I stole Johns pants while he was swimming, hes gonna have to walk around for the rest of the day without any on gutted

by Sean March 28, 2004

pilf

pensioner id like to fuck pretty sick i know

my mates a pilf he goes round shagging grannies

by me1212 July 6, 2005

pwilly

make a blunder in wording; erroneous verbal communication

He made a pwilly when he said America is America's favorite country
He made a pwilly when he said everyone in Andrew Johnson's family was named Andrew Johnson, even his brother, his father, even his grandma.

by pwilly94 November 3, 2013

PILF

PILF stands for Pizza I'd Like To Fuck.

You may use it if you keep using the expression "MILF"

- I'm hungry I want to eat a PILF
- What's a PILF ?
- A Pizza I'd Like To Fuck!
- LMAO !

by victoriahhhh November 17, 2010

Pilf

verb, to steal something in a feendish way simply to laugh at his/her misfortune.

I robbed his trousers while he was swimming, hes going to have to walk around all day without any on, HAHAHA.

by Sean March 28, 2004

pilf

a gross mutton-head

Adam Clifton is a pilf

by kajennifer August 6, 2004

PILF

Acronym for "Prince I'd love to Fuck". This began trending worldwide on twitter during the global broadcast of Prince William's wedding to Catherine Middleton, mostly with regards to Williams younger brother, Prince Harry.

OMG Prince Harry is a PILF. I wish I were Pippa Middleton

by Timaroare May 22, 2011