Prostrate Exam

The only time you don't want doc to have two hands...

That was an awkward prostrate exam.

by The haydero April 5, 2021

prostiteen

A young teenage girl who wears too much make up and slutty clothing

Look at that group of prostiteens

by Captain Ed October 18, 2004

prostatot

Pre-teen girls that dress like whores (aka prostatutes).

That 12 year old in the skirt and fuck me boots is a fucking prostatot.

by r to the ob March 26, 2004

prostatitis

A large swollen and painful prostate.

"I heard Jimmy's got a bad case of prostatitis."
"Yeah. That's what you get for edging for weeks and weeks to Hentai porn."
"Serves him right. I hope it explodes out of his ass."

by LiberaceHudson September 24, 2017

prostatic congestion

The condition commonly known as blue balls in males. It most commonly occurs when a man is continually aroused but never actually ejaculates. It is caused by an excess build up of fluid from the prostate gland (the fluid that makes up semen).

I have also heard that it was a build up of stopped blood in the testicles and penis.

My wife and I were making love when the kids came home early and we had to stop. Man, had some bad prostatic congestion (blue balls)!!

by Dick Tater January 28, 2006

prostattitude

1. The way that a prostitute acts

2. A prostitutes attitude

person 1: It's not just about how a prostitute dresses that makes them noticed, it's also about their attitude.
person 2: Yeah...Their prostattitude.

by broadway-nerd July 23, 2012

prostattitude

a prostitute's attitude

A: So what DO protitutes wear then?

B: It's not always about what they wear, it's also about their attitude.

A: Yeah. Their prostattitude.

by theatreholic September 7, 2012