Private from Madagascar

Private committed war crimes in former Yugoslavia and was the mastermind of the death of multiple celebrities, including but not limited to John F. Kennedy

Person 1: Hey, who's Private from Madagascar?
Person: 2: That's classified information, how do you know his name?

Private committed war crimes in former Yugoslavia and was the mastermind of the death of multiple celebrities, including but not limited to John F. Kennedy

by Osama F. Hitler November 19, 2020

One inch high private eye

A short person usually found in the work place who is enjoys snitching on fellow colleagues to the big boss.

Look busy here comes the one inch high private eye!

by Abiswaythe January 30, 2010

private house party

In the swinging lifestyle, a house party or private house party is an event that takes place in a home, resort or hotel where mate swapping and group sex occur.

Last night was our first private house party.

by wenched July 29, 2005

Private Contractors

The politically correct word used for Mercenaries like those good ol' boys over at Blackwater.

News Anchor: Today in Iraq, private contractors shot 15 civilians because they looked at them wrong.

by JthanS December 28, 2007

Private Parts

Men: The Penis, Testicles, and Anus.

Women: The Breast, Vagina, and Anus.

I saw Mark's Private Parts last night, and he let me play with them.

I saw Jenny's Private Parts last night, and she let me play with them.

by ExpertEntrepreneur August 4, 2011

Private Eye

Satirical British magazine edited by Ian Hislop which specialises in exposing highbrow political scandal and making cheap nob gags. Very funny and well worth reading.

by Ian Chode June 5, 2003

Private Snapchat

A Snapchat account where the individual receives money from the views to see her/him nudes on there story

Hoe friend: how you always be balling!!
Hoe: I made a private Snapchat and cashing out;)
Hoe friend: imm too shy:(
Hoe: no one said you have to show you’re face!

by FlygayAirways July 26, 2018