predny

slang for presently; indicating something to be done immediately

more common among older persons who grew up in poverty

son I want that room cleaned predny! If my room looked like that my father would beat the shit out of me and then beat me again for crying!

by wtfs a pseudonym August 2, 2009

Apex Predator

Apex predators (also known as alpha, super, top or top-level predators) are predators with few to no predators of their own, residing at the top of their food chain. The have no need to evolve because they have reached the top of the evolutionary scale.

List of Apex Predators:

Black mamba
Brown bear - (Ursus arctos)

Grizzly bear - (Ursus arctos horribilis)

Kodiak bear - (Ursus arctos middendorffi)
Cougar - (Puma concolor)
Gray wolf - (Canis lupus)
Jaguar
Jester Demonia
Human
King cobra
Polar bear
Tiger

by xJokerxx February 15, 2014

pred

Short for "predator", anything that hunts a quarry or prey.

Many preds like the taste of venison.

by Austin Wolfclaw August 2, 2004

optic predator

a 5 foot 3 mexican who is known for quickscope montages on Modern Warfare 2. He does not accept any randoms and is not very polite.

Nice subscriber"hey predeator whats up i love your montages"
Optic Predator"another fanboy"

by UMADBROFL July 27, 2010

predictive texting

A feature on many smart phones that often causes one to make unwitting hilarious, retarded, offensive, and/or douchebag-like statements when texting. Especially hard to catch when preoccupied with something else while speed texting.

Michelle broke up with me 'cause while I was watching the game the predictive texting on my phone called her Michaela instead.

by dookeyboy November 25, 2010

sexual predator crab

crab who poses as human on internet chatrooms/instant messenger programs in an attempt to solicit sexual interaction with teens. often seen sporting a fez and curly moustache.

"that is a sexual predator crab"

by johnnie angel March 21, 2005

penile predicament

One having severe Problems with One's Penis. (Mr. SuggleFutz) its related to genital warts but not limited to.

Sir Darby: "My dear sir, What ever is the matter?"
Me: "Darby, I am seem to be having difficulty extracting my penis from this dog's anus"
Sir Darby: "egads! A penile predicament!"
Me: "Oh I say, Righto!"
Sir Darby: "What a folly!"

by Adam Mills May 8, 2003