Banana Poked

A man inserting his penis into a womans vagina

Callsuma: "Last night i got Banana Poked by Edward"

by KatieAtiex January 13, 2010

stick and poke

to tattoo using a sewing neddle and dawing/india ink.
by stabbing the skin repetedly

I was so drunk i got a "stick and poke" tattoo on my back

by jonesbones February 18, 2008

poke war

Applies to the world of Facebook, where users have the ability to "poke" someone. This does nothing execpt informing the recepient of the poke has in in fact been poked. Then then poke back. And then the original poker pokes back the poke backer who then pokes back...etc etc. This is known as a poke war.
Poke wars accomplish nothing, except of course when one participant finally gives in, relinquishing their soul and any dignity that is attached to it.

Note: Poke wars can also be a semi-pathetic attempt at actually having human contact or just flirting in general without having to worry about following up in any way.

After 3 solid months of poking back and forth Cate finally relented and subjected herself to the ultimate humiliation of a poke war defeat.

by DazedDingo June 21, 2006

Joke Poke

A Joke Poke (like the word slow poke) is a friend that takes an incredibly long time to understand a joke. this person may need to have this joke explained by multiple people and even after every body is done explaining he/she still doesn't fully understand.

my friend braydyn is such a Joke Poke

by Dr.Doofus December 02, 2017

captains poke

When the captain of the boat whilst getting boathead pokes a finger up his ladies ass and yells cum about

My boy J pulled the old captains poke with his wifey Kathy while heading to The island

by spideyskin May 25, 2021

The Furlong poke

The act of poking someone on Facebook to get them to add you.

Person-1: Poke
...wait
Person 2 : Pokes back
Person 1 :Adds
Person 2 : Accepts

Friend 1- Hey man, did you give her The Furlong Poke?
Friend 2- Yeah dude I Furbie poked the shit out of her

Verb-To give them the Furbie

by BrumBrum October 19, 2012

Smack a poke

When you are referring to smoking a pack of cigarettes but you accidentally switch the second letters in each word. But you like the mistake so much you decide to joke about it and from then on refer to smoking as "smacking a poke" if needing to be covert around people who may not like your smoking activity.

Person 1: "You wanna go smack a poke?"
Person 2: "Yeah that sounds good."
Person 1: "Ok sweet I'll see you in a few."
Person 3: "What are you two talking about???"

by The Arrogant Bastards May 11, 2010