plumber sex

A plumber who masturbates himself with his 'tools of the trade', Usually done while on the job.

"I can't believe it Dude! Plumber Sex is insane!"

by Moah Limor May 1, 2018

Plumbers Handshake

A handjob from someone with extremely rough skin.

That girl was up for anything, but when she dropped it hand it was a plumbers handshake

by Kakistos153 April 24, 2019

plumber jack

A 5’4 horny white boy who dresses in ripped jeans and flannel shirts. He tends to spend a lot of time in relationships that are meaningless. A plumber jack’s favorite activity is going up to his girlfriends father and saying that he is the plumber his daughter ordered. He then proceeds to tell the father he needs to lay some pipes and fill some holes. The father lets him in the house without a second thought, and leads him to the bathroom. Once engaged in his pride work, a plumber jack proceeds to play fake drilling and construction noises to hide his dirtiness. When finished he snacks on mushrooms and pickles while playing Fortnite.

I heard that kid and his blonde girlfriend roll played a plumber jack.

by pppdjdjjdj January 31, 2023

german plumber

Taking a love leap off a dresser and pounding in a new hole

Last night my husband was feelin frisky and did the german plumber and now I gave two belly buttons!

by Sweet Peac December 10, 2016

Samoan Plumber

Using the art of anal intercourse to relieve the constipation of one's sexual partner.

My girl and I were in the Carribean on vacation and she hadn't shit for 10 days so I gave her a Samoan Plumber.

by Mashpee Sal May 23, 2017

The Angry Plumber

also known colloquially, is a hand gesture with a sexual connotation. The four fingers are held straight and the thumb is bent at a right angle. You then insert the 4 fingers in the asshole while the thumb is inserted in the vagina and can if desired rub the clitoris. By twisting the wrist in a back and forth half circle the recipient is pleasured beyond belief despite the "angry" title.

How can your woman not enjoy a visit from the Angry Plumber?!

by manndrine October 16, 2015

Butthole Plumber

One who plumbs the depths of another Man's butthole with his penis, or "plunger."

"Hey, butthole plumber!"

by Head Plumber May 23, 2013