ploof

the excess fat piled above the crotch region

" EW! look at plums ploof!" ( see plum )
" its almost as big as Mrs. Engle's!"

by YOUNG CHRIS GEEZY December 28, 2005

ploff

someone who acts so stupid it makes the person who is with them feel so cripilingly disabled they can barely walk because of the sheer velocity of the action caused by someone being very dumb . when calling someone a ploff it is usualy very reserved and not used willy nilly . its intended to be used at the exact moment of inpact of the person being stupid followed by some retarded noises and a bent walk with a bent left arm and wrist and a screwed up face followed by some more retarded orgasems.

ya complete ploff , you stupid ploff , you fucking ploff , nnnmmmmnnnn u fucking ploff (and make like you cant walk because the stupidity of the person is so mutch it makes you cripled temporaliry).

by kieron Jenkins February 6, 2007

plarf

Plarf is a word used when you are frustrated..

"jfasjkj Plarf! i can't solve this math problem!"

by Lalalalalla!! November 6, 2007

plarfer

Plarfer means whatever you want it to mean. Plarfer was first spoken in 1887 by Samson Pibbles Bradley and is commonly used with handicapped people nowadays.

That guy is a plarfer.

by plibcork June 28, 2009

plorange

adj. a retarted orange
comes from latin- ploringia

i dont want to eat that digusting plorange!

by bunnyman April 8, 2005

Plorn

Political Porn. Such as the endless shares and reposts of biased news articles, political cartoons, memes, and other politically based materials intended to sway or teach other people the original poster's point of view. But we all know that they just come across as a lunatic and only teach us that they are surfing the net for hours in search of this stuff. Or else, they copy and paste entire emailed talking points from their PAC or political party. Their sarcasm in the posts comes across as sad as someone who cries while masturbating.

Marty likes to go home and search for plorn every night and posts it to Facebook after work to prove a point that nobody cares about. Alex Jones is like the Larry Flint of plorn.

by OriginalScapegoat December 9, 2013

plurf

a wad of cum dripping from your philtrum

and/or

a chunk of feces secretly stored underneath your tongue for fun at parties.

Billie: Dude! are you hiding a plurf in your mouth?!
Chuck: -ppppluuurrrrfffff-

Dannie: Candassce, I think I accidentally gave you a plurf...

by Plurf all night October 24, 2006