Chinese Rice Patty

When you find a Chinese Prostitute and shove a Bag of Rice in her ass.

She likes doing the Chinese Rice Patty.

by LAXPLAYER12345 January 22, 2011

flatty patty

The flattest bitch in Roblox.

Larray and Issa gave birth to Flatty Patty

by badbitchbob March 9, 2019

Patty ass

A person who, when chores obviously have to be done, contributes nothing and sits on his or her ass. Most apt when the person is among others who are pitching in to help.

"Did Deb help you out in the kitchen today?"
"No. She just sat around drinking coffee being a Patty ass."

by forcryeye! February 13, 2010

York Peppermint Patty

An orgasm in a silver wrapper. Not to be mistaken with a Reese's Peanut butter cup, an orgasm in an orange wrapper. These are the closest thing to heaven you can get without dying.

John: Oh, man, my girl dumped me. You wanna go pick up some chicks?

Jim: Nah, here's some advice, go eat a york peppermint patty, they are the answers to all you problems.

by Unerappriciated November 22, 2011

Coon Platter

A large platter of fried chicken with watermelon served with a gallon of Colt 45.

DAMN, Tyrone just wolfed down that coon platter!

by Umbrebre April 19, 2008

luanne platter

character on king of the hill. generally kind, naive, but about as smart as a brick. voiced by brittany murhpy who passed away in 2009. niece of peggy and hank hill. made a baby named gracie margaret but originally wanted to name her lasagna because she was high on anesthesia.

"I am a proud, ignorant woman!" quote from luanne platter

by tyler18 December 29, 2009

platypus

the living embodiment of God's sense of humor. It's a duck/beaver/reptile. It's a mammal but lays eggs; I can't possibly imagine what its milk must taste like. It builds dams like a beaver and males have poisonous barbs on their hind legs/webbed-feet.

Tina: Like whoas, I just saw a platypus lay eggs.
Tim: Wow, I could swear they were mammals.
Tina: Mammals can't lay eggs you tard.
Tim: But wikipedia says it's a mammal, so it must be true.
Tina: Oh, then nevermind.

by tendo64 June 16, 2007