heart attack on a plate

Shitloads of greasy food on one plate

Hey fatass mind the heart attack on a plate

by DizzyLizzy July 16, 2007

plaster face

The face you put on when shaking your bosses hand or meeting you parents old friends. Its a smile and nod, but you have no idea why you smiling. also used when someones telling a very bad joke, but you want to make them feel better.

-"oh look at Matt shaking Mr.Hayes hand, he has a total plaster face on"
-"ha and now hes laughing at mr.Hayes terrible jokes, but its a total plaster face"

by HH8 November 26, 2010

Platelingus

plate-a-lingus noun

The act of licking one's plate clean, to complete and utter satisfaction - often with a great degree of sensuality.

The most intimate form of completing a meal - to lick the entire plate free of all deliciousness.

The pot roast was so delicious, John engaged in platelingus to lap up the remaining gravy.

Dude, this homemade BBQ sauce is gonna get some platelingus after I finish these ribs.

by Nails11 July 7, 2011

Plastered Mcshitfaced

When someone exceeds one's own toxicity level on st. patty's day, during the "plastered mcshitfaced" stage it's rumored that one sees leprechauns and a pot of gold as well as a speaking with an Irish brogue.

I was so plastered mcshitfaced I could have sworn I saw two leprechauns doing anal on a pot of gold.

by Brandon aka Shamus O'Tool March 11, 2013

Paltering

Paltering (gerund or verb) and palter (verb) refer to an extremely common practice of lying and deceiving with true statements. Probably the most common form of paltering (especially among politicians and interviewees on media) is answering a challenging or embarrassing question with a statement which is true but does not address the original question. Frustrated questioners sense the lie, but instead of identifying the paltering, often rephrase and repeat their original question. Strangely, very few know this word and its phenomenon, thinking a lie must be only a misstatement of fact. Check out a long scholarly article on paltering at www.apa.org/pubs/journals/releases/psp-pspi0000081.pdf .

By subtle paltering, the witness at a Senate hearing avoided all the challenging and important questions that Senators directed his way, leaving the Senators with a sense of confusion and frustration.

by billdc June 4, 2018

Slippery Plate

When a dumbass drops something and, instead of admitting they were at fault, claims that the plate was slippery and that is why their food is now on the floor.

It's not my fault that i dropped the funnel cake, they put it on one of them slippery plates.

by krustmachine December 20, 2010

patrick's dinner plate

Extremely large freckle on the posterior of an obscenely hirsute and sexually active Queenslander. Can also refer to a meat-tray prize given out at RSL and pub raffles, where the quality is unimportant and various portions of putrifying offal can be found amongst the sausages and chops.

"Crikey, did you see the Patrick's dinner plate on that guy?"
or
"I'd pass, on that raffle mate, looks like a real Patrick's tonight!"

by No 39 October 12, 2006