Pintosis

The state of being a softie adolescent boy
I.e. Sensitive and extremely emotional in the field of girl troubles

Symptons include but are not limited to:
Depressing song lyric - status's on facebook, profile pictures with depressing song lyrics as captions, posted links of music videos with depressing song lyrics, wall posts on other friends of depressing song lyrics.

In harsher terms, a real sympathy chaser.

Facebook Status:
So-And-So: So don't fall in love, there's just too much to risk If given the choice, then I'm begging you'll choose
To walk away, walk away, don't let her get you I can't bear to see the same happen to you...Now son, I'm only telling you this...Because life, can do terrible things

Average teenaged boy: Damn, he's got a real case of pintosis

by B&C'11 April 2, 2011

pinto

slang in portugeuse for small penis

alex has a pinto

by donald brown November 5, 2003

Pinto

<h1>A dick</h1>, but a bigger one because it's brazilian.

pinto pau pica caralho

by zé da pica October 23, 2011

Pinto

1. Pinto Beans
2. Pinto the Car
3. What people call a girl named Ally.

1. Server: What kind of beans do you want on this burrito?

Bob: I want pinto!

2. Travis: Woah man look at that car!

Gillford: Dude! Its a pinto!

3. Lindsay: Hey whose that girl?

Jen: Thats Ally!

Robb: No, its Pinto!

by kap0621 July 4, 2011

Ford Pinto

1) A terrible (awesome) car made by Ford in 1970-1980 that would explode if rearended
2) a metaphor for anal

So I met this new girl and we might end up rising in the Ford Pinto

by Amxela December 25, 2015

Eynat Pinto

A dumb fuck who can't teach, who's fat and who should be arrested for being so fat.

Look at me! I weigh 500 kg and I can eat you if I wish!

by The greater writer in the universe March 31, 2005

Pinto

ting KABOOM!

hehehe L0Lz..

fill with faggots first

by roflawful March 21, 2005