Pedro

Your best friend, a floating British banana that will always know how to help you when you're murdering countless goons after being kidnapped by a gun smuggler that ships out human meat to hide his illicit firearms.

Hey, it's me, Pedro. Your friend.

by CuppyNigga July 1, 2019

ass patrol

when the local police squad spends more time looking for women than actual criminals.

Chelsea: "I can't believe it, I got pulled over the other day outside of the Kirk Hotel"
Pete Dick: "Woa, what did you do?"
Chelsea: "I was driving 55 in a 30 with no license plates, oh and I was driving down the wrong side of the street with no lights on and it was night time, think I blew past a couple stop signs and had "Fuck the Police" on the radio."
Pete Dick: "You must have gotten at least five tickets."
Chelsea: "Not a single one, I am so lucky!"
Pete Dick: "Lucky??? That cop was obviously just on ass patrol."
Chelsea: "You think?"
Pete Dick: "Yes, he was jacking for beats"
Chelsea: "Wow"

by Pete Dick March 15, 2008

Pedrofile

Someone who dresses fresh and dances exclusively for LG's and Sebastian Sadan. Can also be used to describe someone who is "camera shy."

Guy 1: "Who's that guy flirting with Seb?"

Guy 2: "Just another Pedrofile."

Guy 1: "Oh, that explains why he has such a huge boner for Seb."

by Codyodyo January 15, 2011

Petroc

Worst name for a college ever.

Used to be North Devon College.

Girl: You go to 'Petroc'??? I'd rather kill myself...

by zog99 March 17, 2010

Pedro

A pedro has a very good personality and is very cute

You are lucky to have Pedro

by Miranda Kirby April 7, 2019

Petropia Stevens

A cross between an exotic desert-like plant and Anthony Hopkins in the film The Remains of The Day.

Hey, What’s Up petropia Stevens?!?!?

by smutmonger69 February 5, 2019

Jackson Petroll

A futbol player in New Zealand, known for only scoring goals on his own team.

Man did you hear about Marcos, he pulled a real Jackson Petroll.

by Brennan and the pussycats January 3, 2016