penile trust fail

NOT TO BE CONFUSED WITH PENILE TRUST FALL!

This is the situation where there is a wooka wooka followed by a horrible cracking sound as the member strikes something it was not intended to.

Norbert: Wooka wooka babah….. (CRAAAACK!) Aaaaaaaaggghhhg!

Jimmy: Dangnoodle Nobert you’ve thrust into my diamond plated solar toaster and toothbrush combo set brah. Didja crackawillie?

Norbert: I must never trust thrust again my babah. I must get a fixawillie kit before I bleed out all of my life force.

Jimmy: Bet

See dat boy up in this bitch? He waz all like yo yo yo, but nah he ain’t got no play cuz he pulled a penile trust fail now he’s got a cracked willie.

by Ka05mau5 May 4, 2023

Penile Dysfunction

The disability to produce egg drop soup.

Shit dude I totally have Penile Dysfunction, now I can't make a profit at China Gate.

by jumpshot097 August 15, 2010

penicular

Penis Shaped

That anus is penicular.

by anus December 10, 2002

penia

A word refering to a woman's penis.
Background: Danine's thoughts.

I pierced my penia today, and it hurt like a beast.

by Danine April 20, 2005

penicure

peen a cure (n.): the grooming of the male genitalia that immediately results in the appearance of a 3 inch to the penile area

I gave myself a penicure before I went out on a big date last night, and my cock looked a lot bigger.

by igor stravenski January 27, 2007

penile predicament

One having severe Problems with One's Penis. (Mr. SuggleFutz) its related to genital warts but not limited to.

Sir Darby: "My dear sir, What ever is the matter?"
Me: "Darby, I am seem to be having difficulty extracting my penis from this dog's anus"
Sir Darby: "egads! A penile predicament!"
Me: "Oh I say, Righto!"
Sir Darby: "What a folly!"

by Adam Mills May 8, 2003

penic

A penis flavored colada.

Suck my penic from a straw.

by brennamaddisage April 28, 2008