Pencil Sharpener

A sexual activity in which one man's penis enters through another mans ass and the other man's penis is spun around in a clockwise motion, similar to the hand crank on a pencil sharpener.

Chris was delighted to perform the pencil sharpener with Rajon.

by ArethasUrethra February 24, 2013

pencildick

A descriptive word used to describe a dick with little girth.

the women he had sex with often refer to him as a pencildick.

by ootmtoo May 24, 2008

Pencil Case

A sexual act in which many penises are inserted into the vagina.

I got a pencil case last night and now my zip is sore.

by yoyostring March 6, 2011

sharpen your pencil

offer someone a better price

I asked the recruiter to "sharpen your pencil" when it came to the lowball salary offer she gave me the first go around.

by Arizonaguy May 24, 2012

pencil

Something you start chewing on when you got no food at home.

"Mmmmmmm.... this is good shit!"

by Enfero December 9, 2004

Penciled in

Someone who has been scheduled for a fuck.

"You busy tonight?"

"Yeah sorry. I've penciled in Kristin for an hour before work."

"Cool. That chick is a total freak."

"Yup, yup."

by pH Balance January 25, 2008

The Pencil Cannon

A sex move involving a male, a female, and a pencil. This move is performed by shoving the pencil, eraser first, into the male's urethra. the male then proceeds to ejaculate into the female's vagina, effectively shooting the pencil through the females internal organs and through her head.

"Bro, if she's being a bitch, don't break up with her, just perform The Pencil Cannon next time you guys have sex."

by ekgi November 10, 2018