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A man among beast... the genesis of enlightenment. He is truly the greatest among us.

Anyone named this gets a +1000000 in the following stats

strength.
speed.
luck.
durability.
charisma.
adaptability.
intelligence.

+ The following permanent buffs

Perfect foresight: His reality is the only reality (anyone named Patrick will gain the ability to see the future. any future they chose is set as true fait.)

Birth of the infernal flame: As a man is born Patrick insights the spark of hope within all. (the bearer of this buff has the capability to bolster the flame of humanity within whoever whom choses)

Atlas Patrick is incomplete for he is unable to get any bitches, but for this dose not cause are faith in him as are true lord falter.
Dave: Yuh Patrick is a god bro

Jeremy: Wrong, he is above foolish interpretations of morality and existence, Patrick is superior to any man among us but is not above reality as a whole. his morality is coherent and just nothing of the sorts proposed by a supposed god. This is the idea behind the epithet Patrick man among beast.
Patrick by zetsu86 December 30, 2022
Has a dark past, but hides it very well. Doesnt open up to anyone about anything very often at all. When he truly loves someone the love runs deeper than anyone else's, he would do anything for that person. He's the best person you will ever meet
He's such a patrick!!
patrick by Paperboat123 March 14, 2023
an all around good man a sexy beest that likes to shoot guns somtimes the father of an alyssa. Strong. wins alot.
omg ur father is such a patrick
patrick by jeekomaje April 14, 2009
Someone who can only find girls on the internet.
Only had one real girlfriend. Watches anime shows and porn videos.
Shquisha: Yo man Naurto is on!

Dakota: Stop being a patrick!
Patrick by Fa que-que November 22, 2010
amazing ass dude to be around when he is high
Man #1: Duuuuude, ha ha...
Man#2: How long were you with Patrick?
Man #1: About 30 minutes...
Man #2: So how high are you?
Man #1: Ummmm... I'd say about 5'11"
Patrick by high ass fuk March 11, 2017
Someones name, also,

"MY NAMES, NOT, RICKKKKKKKKK!!"
"Get me Patrick, the star."
patrick by Ja_cx August 21, 2018
A very below-average homosexual man. He is very much aroused by penis, along with a wide array of creepy fetishes. Though he does not know how many fetishes he has as he cannot count past two. To accompany his sheer idiocy, he possesses a variety of mental health issues. He’s always sad. This is probably because he’s a disgusting little faggot. He’s a horny creep and is bothered by the fact that his never ending, fleshy pile of horniness will never be quenched. He has a physique of low standard, people have low standards, but this guy’s just a mess. C’mon. What am I even looking at? Gross. Can you even call this a guy? It’s like a swollen pile of fat lesbian. Get back in your gender roles you fucking queer. Other than that, he’s got a cat who hates him. People hate him/her/they/it (idk). He’s got no friends. It’s okay though. He can’t tell. He keeps his glasses of so it’s harder to see his reflection. He looks like a throbbing mass of intersex genitalia. But genitals are nice no matter what. Unless you’re Patrick’s penis. He doesn’t even know what it’s supposed to be. He doesn’t even know what gender they are. He hasn’t checked yet. Only his granny knows (they shower together). She’s a corpse (even grandmas have standards). He killed her so he could shower with her. Other than grandma-corpse-showering, in his free time he likes to watch people sleep, eat high quality bread, and dab unironically. Fun. He does it alone. He’s lonely. He’s crippilingly depressed. Please help.
Patrick: “Wow. Patrick is really moist right now...”
Patrick: That’s right, Patrick”
Patrick: “Yes, Patrick.”
Patrick: “I’m talking to myself because “I’m lonely.”
Patrick: “Let’s go masturbate?”
Patrick: “Death is our only release.”
Patrick :“I just came”
Patrick by MyBitchIsAnOldMetalPipe November 21, 2018
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