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Patrick

a socially awkward but very kind person who is always full of energy, "unless he hasn't had coffee yet." Patrick is usually very tall "5'11 to be exact" but he will always want to be taller. he will usually have a few very good friends, but he will still be kind to people who aren't his friends. his sense of humor sucks, but he makes up for it with his laughter.
he is very attached to his hair and cry's every time he gets a haircut. he is very intelligent and loves school, except for math because his teacher sucks "Mr. Hendricks"

Hendricks"
Patrick can be used as a form of exasperation or a very obscene curse word.
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Has a dark past, but hides it very well. Doesnt open up to anyone about anything very often at all. When he truly loves someone the love runs deeper than anyone else's, he would do anything for that person. He's the best person you will ever meet
He's such a patrick!!
by Paperboat123 March 14, 2023
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A man among beast... the genesis of enlightenment. He is truly the greatest among us.

Anyone named this gets a +1000000 in the following stats

strength.
speed.
luck.
durability.
charisma.
adaptability.
intelligence.

+ The following permanent buffs

Perfect foresight: His reality is the only reality (anyone named Patrick will gain the ability to see the future. any future they chose is set as true fait.)

Birth of the infernal flame: As a man is born Patrick insights the spark of hope within all. (the bearer of this buff has the capability to bolster the flame of humanity within whoever whom choses)

Atlas Patrick is incomplete for he is unable to get any bitches, but for this dose not cause are faith in him as are true lord falter.
Dave: Yuh Patrick is a god bro

Jeremy: Wrong, he is above foolish interpretations of morality and existence, Patrick is superior to any man among us but is not above reality as a whole. his morality is coherent and just nothing of the sorts proposed by a supposed god. This is the idea behind the epithet Patrick man among beast.
by zetsu86 December 30, 2022
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an all around good man a sexy beest that likes to shoot guns somtimes the father of an alyssa. Strong. wins alot.
omg ur father is such a patrick
by jeekomaje April 14, 2009
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Someone who can only find girls on the internet.
Only had one real girlfriend. Watches anime shows and porn videos.
Shquisha: Yo man Naurto is on!

Dakota: Stop being a patrick!
by Fa que-que November 22, 2010
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amazing ass dude to be around when he is high
Man #1: Duuuuude, ha ha...
Man#2: How long were you with Patrick?
Man #1: About 30 minutes...
Man #2: So how high are you?
Man #1: Ummmm... I'd say about 5'11"
by high ass fuk March 11, 2017
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Someones name, also,

"MY NAMES, NOT, RICKKKKKKKKK!!"
"Get me Patrick, the star."
by Ja_cx August 21, 2018
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