Pussy Pasta

Secret Ingredient for ERP at Rooster Rest created

Curtis: Hey, can I get some pussy pasta today, Penny?

by RR Employee November 16, 2021

Pasta ostrich

A human, mammal or other animal who periodically consumes very large amounts of pasta. Typically, at least 5 servings of pasta, ravioli, gnocchi or other pasta types must be consumed to constitute true pasta ostrich status. One can reach pasta ostrich status faster if different types of pasta are eaten in one session, i.e. spaghetti with sauce tomat and ravioli with alfredo sauce.

This gluten-free pasta made of chickpeas isn't good for being a pasta ostrich.

by pasta ostrich October 11, 2022

Depression pasta

That warm fuzzy carb-rich food that is easy to cook when life feels meaningless but a hot, full belly makes everything okay.

Have you checked up on Kate? She was making depression pasta again, but she didn’t finish it...

by Lord Memeworth August 23, 2019

Canadian Pasta

When you cum in a straight line, let it solidify and then eat it

I had some Canadian Pasta yesterday

by Polish Priest October 04, 2021

Fan pastas

A way to describe a creepy pasta fan

Fan pastas are great

by The fanboy8775 August 16, 2020

Pasta dick

When she likes al dente so that she is still firm when you bite it.

My wife says our postman is a straight up pasta dick.

by MERLOT TOMITO June 07, 2020

Pasta boat

Filling a bathtub with steaming pasta and having intercourse with a gay Italian

The cleaning lady had a hard time drying out the bathtubs from last nights pasta boat.

by AronTheChairJacoby September 05, 2016