Pasta dick

When she likes al dente so that she is still firm when you bite it.

My wife says our postman is a straight up pasta dick.

by MERLOT TOMITO June 7, 2020

pasta daddy

A sexy Daddy who is proficient and whipping up delicious pastas with fresh sauces.

Jonah is such a pasta daddy... He made me a delicious cream sauce for my noodles.

by swaggggggys January 6, 2018

pasta uncle

An Italian sugar daddy. Typically a man that offers the same benefits of a sugar daddy but requires less of a woman’s time....and can also cook a mean lasagna.

I’m sick of sugar daddies. They need too much of my time. Just give me a pasta uncle.

by Tousen71 September 15, 2018

pp pasta

Pp pasta

You smell like Pp pasta.

by Foot shoe October 11, 2019

Canadian Pasta

When you cum in a straight line, let it solidify and then eat it

I had some Canadian Pasta yesterday

by Polish Priest October 4, 2021

Meaty Pasta

You hide your dick and pasta and surprise the girl eating it into giving you a blowjob.

I meaty pasta'd my gf last night she thought I was being a good bf.

by Meat Man October 26, 2012

pasta butt

Pasta butt is something that occurs when a person eats to much pasta and it all goes to their butt and they get a really abnormally shaped butt known as pasta butt

Wowwww did you see so and so!? They have a pasta butt now

I can’t believe how much pasta they have been eating, they’re definitely going to get pasta butt

by Dr burgstein September 25, 2022