Alleged Homosexual Life Partner

May be shortened to AHLP. An AHLP is an individual under the accusation, assumption or suspicion of being another individual's same-gendered monogamous life mate.

May be pronounced A-H-L-P or ahlp.

Man 1:"Who's that guy hanging all over Chad?"
Man 2: "You mean the one in the tight pants and the argyle sweater?"
Man 2: "Oh, that's Trent, Chad's Alleged Homosexual Life Partner"
Man 1: "Oh! I didn't know they were dating! How tricky! I'd like to make him my AHLP..."

by Your Friendly Neighborhood Dyke April 28, 2008

running partner

Friends who hangout all the time; also defined as a road dawg; also known as "runin patna"

You and your running partner are always at the club.

by AlJam August 12, 2006

someone found their partner in the wrong bed this morning

Used instead of " someone woke up on the wrong side of the bed this morning" for when the person looks really annoyed/ angry

jack: Geez that lady over there looks like shes gonna destroy something
John: someone found their partner in the wrong bed this morning

by MR....X July 24, 2010

queer platonic partner

it's like being really close friends with someone and also have romantic aspects

"bro was that your gf back there"
"nah bro it was my queer platonic partner (qpp)"

by meme cubed May 29, 2016

Lifetime Partner

Someone who will be your partner for the rest of your life, you will have the same sex and teh same cock forever.

Shannon and Rich are lifetime partners

by DaBomb July 10, 2003

lab partner

When you're going out with someone but you're in that awkward stage where you are transitioning from best friends to boyfriend/girlfriend. You basically are afraid to even touch each other. Don't fret, soon you'll be making out and all of your other friends will yell at you for PDA.

Dude, you guys are so awkward

Don't worry, we're just being lab partners.

by WoahBro May 27, 2010

Stunt Partner

A slang term originating in Ontario meaning "friend with benefit"

Stunt Partners have casual sex together and are often seen wearing corresponding clothing.

Britney and Kevin were stunt partners...before she got pregnant.

by SarniaHomie February 26, 2012