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Grampy Panties

The male form of granny panties.

The said "grampy panties" are similar to tidy whities; the panty line is easily discerned through any loose clothing, like basketball shorts, especially if the clothing is a light color. They ride up and make uncomfortable and particulary ass-noying wedgies that, when picked, decrease the overall manly dignity to a measly amount.

Those who wear grampy panties are subject to immediate mockery when the panty line is spotted. If you are discovered as a grampy-wearer, head to the nearest bathroom and remove the grampies and place them in the toilet, so that no-one can make fun of you any longer. Just make sure your name is not written on the tag.
"Dang, check out his grampies!"

"NUMBER 7 IS SEEN SPORTING WHITE SHORTS, EMBARRASSINGLY REVEALING HIS EXTRA-LARGE GRAMPY PANTIES."
by Mury&Hanyah[[: October 19, 2009
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cream my panties

when a female sees an attractive guy and gets a sudden arousal in the genital area.
"omg that guy just made me cream my panties"
"that boy is so fine i just creamed my panties"
"ohh girl i just creamed my panties"
by Mary nguyen January 13, 2008
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Badger Panties

Term for a woman who is shy or reserved at first but then becomes a bit different in a sexual situation
Ann was all quiet and reserved at dinner but when we went back to her place, she was all Badger Panties in the bedroom
by Klandethu December 28, 2009
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Instant Mayo Panties

The reaction one (usually a female) has when seeing a picture of Kris Letang, of the Pittsburgh Penguins. See also: spontaneous orgasm.
Catherine: So, I found this picture of Tangers today on PittsburghPenguins.com.

Amanda: Instant Mayo Panties.
by The Pens Broads June 5, 2009
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panties

a word that instantly gets your attention if spoken by a woman.
"I went through customs on my trip back from Cancun, and they went through my luggage, panties and all"
"Tell me more!"
by wordsmithy February 24, 2008
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chest patties

The droopy sacklike formations found on a womans chest otherwise known as tits.
by Max. L January 19, 2008
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pasties

glue-on nipple patches with or without tassles. some peole may consider tape patches over nipples as pasties, but that's debatable.
it would be really funny if there were a law that all fat guys could not wear shirts and had to wear pasties in public.
by minghi May 17, 2003
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