Palestinian woman

A women made from fire, get in her way you will get burnt. Women of freedom and resilience

That Palestinian woman got it

by Zafaaa October 14, 2020

King of the Palestinians

A name Jesus never claimed for himself, because he was ethnically a Jew.

Behold the King of the Palestinians!

by Leela Lemon August 4, 2020

emperor palpatine

the senate

MACE WINDU: In the name of the Galactic Senate of the Republic, you are under arrest, Chancellor.

MACE WINDU and the other JEDI ignite their lightsabers.

PALPATINE: Are you threatening me, Master Jedi?

MACE: The Senate will decide your fate.

emperor palpatine: (burst of anger) I am the Senate!

by shrek 6 February 17, 2020

Pabstinence

To refrain from sex because you have yet to get hammered... Somewhat equivalent to whiskey dick, but it's cheap beer and you've yet to consume it.

I think he has some severe Pabstinence issues. He told me, "Jenna, what you're doing is hot and everything, but it took me ages to find the change for this 24 oz, so please get off my penis."

by look alive nikolai April 15, 2010

Palpatine

Greatest villain ever, took on Yoda in single combat and won, turned Luke Skywalker into a whining screaming bitch, nearly wiped out the entire rebellion, came back to life using clones at least 3 times, Subjugated an entire galaxy by himself, enslaved all the wookiees (yes, thats spelled right) and could show up Hitler, Mussolini, Yamamoto, and Stalin up in any game of risk even if they all teamed up and took George's advice on how to assfuck the world. Our president's role model and mine as well --definately a BAMF
Kim Jong Il should take some notes
(also makes an appearance on Robot Chiken)

world leaders,"hey! wtf! why are there star detroyers in orbit and Stormtroopers trashing out cities!"

any sober person," aww fuck! Palpatine sent his BAMF general Samuel L Jackson to kick our monkey asses!"

misguided and uninformed,"why dont we just fight back?"

the sober,"psshhh why dont you bend over and hand your new emperor the lube"

by Aztarael August 2, 2006

Jesus was Palestinian

Something commonly said by the performatively woke, more for its shock value than for any sense of history. In reality, Jesus was a Jew whose entire shtick depended on him being allegedly descended from King David of Judah, i.e. on him being not only Jewish, but a Judahite specifically. He was also literally born in Judah, allegedly.

"Jesus was Palestinian!"

"Do you want to take on the burden of antisemitism and the violence Jews have experienced at the hands of Christians since Jesus was killed by the Romans? Unless you do, don't appropriate our ancestors."

by Queen Buttrix March 12, 2022

palestinian men

The most wholesome and loyal men of them all. The greatest of the great. These type of men deserve the best.

You can tell they are loyal because they are palestinian men

by Johndoe123457 November 22, 2019