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Paid consultant

You are OBSESSED with me you freak! Your fiancée not getting jealous is he?
Hym "Yeah, no, I should be a paid consultant. But your ass is obsessed with me, wow! I'm not going to find you digging around in my trash, am I?"
by Hym Iam February 25, 2024
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You're not being paid!?

NO! Can you believe it!? I'm giving out free advertisements. Dishing out snappy one-liners. Changing lives and inspiring millions...... And I might have created a money generator and conquered China...
Salma Hayek "You're not being paid!?"

Hym "No! It's lame! But seriously, if Netflix wants some more free money, you seriously need to find whoever has the rights to Hajime no Ippo, BUY IT FROM THEM IMMEDIATELY, and then reboot the series the way you did with Baki the grappler! There's so much money to be made there. It's such a good show!"
by Hym Iam August 4, 2023
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Paid-Off Hitler

A politician who is bought off by big corporations, and does the bidding of their corporate overlords.
Me: Did you see how that politician gave a big tax-carve out to the oil companies?

Them: Yup, classic Paid-Off Hitler.
by M3is3D October 17, 2022
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Paid in corn dogs

To be paid for a labor or service with something miniscule and not worth the time spent, such as free snack food or exposure. Usually done to “volunteers” at conventions and events.
I was going to volunteer for the comic convention, but they wanted me to work 8 hours and I would only be paid in corn dogs.
by anyling September 7, 2018
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Paid Mole

Someone who’s been paid (or benefits in some shady way) to infiltrate a group, workplace, or online community and secretly report back or stir things up from the inside.
“The paid moles are tweeting y’all. They been trying for days. But I move on what time? Ok bye—to the group chat you go.”
Nicki Minaj (via X)
by kjeron May 27, 2025
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Paid Influencers

With secret contracts!? I wonder what THAT'S all about.
Hym "None of you have had a positive impact on my life. You've made it worse because you ARE worse and for no other reason. No I do not have to try harder because you're an uppity incest freak and Jew lover who wants shit to get taken away from me. You paid influencers just got those kids killed again if it's the weaponized schizophrenia and lying and not talking about it isn't going to change that FACT. This is just more evidence I was right about your religion."
by Hym Iam August 28, 2025
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