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Paid to park cop

A cop whose job is to sit and find people to pull over/ A cop who is parked like a crime scarecrow.
“Make sure you drive slow, I saw two paid to park cops on the home earlier
by D1CKNB@LLS July 26, 2024
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Paid stream media

An interest group , company or individual, who utilises the architecture of main stream news channels, for the objective of creating a desired as a empirical fact.

As was tested and proven over a decade, sell a big enough lie and continuallyrepeat this enough times across yoir client media, and it becomes the accepted truth.
Adding sugar to your breakfast cereal is a proven way to increase your energy, with only positive healthy results.

According to the advertisers, who spent millions in the paid stream media, to achieve their objectives.
by BudgieMuscle1 April 17, 2025
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Paid Mole

Someone who’s been paid (or benefits in some shady way) to infiltrate a group, workplace, or online community and secretly report back or stir things up from the inside.
“The paid moles are tweeting y’all. They been trying for days. But I move on what time? Ok bye—to the group chat you go.”
Nicki Minaj (via X)
by kjeron May 27, 2025
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You're not being paid!?

NO! Can you believe it!? I'm giving out free advertisements. Dishing out snappy one-liners. Changing lives and inspiring millions...... And I might have created a money generator and conquered China...
Salma Hayek "You're not being paid!?"

Hym "No! It's lame! But seriously, if Netflix wants some more free money, you seriously need to find whoever has the rights to Hajime no Ippo, BUY IT FROM THEM IMMEDIATELY, and then reboot the series the way you did with Baki the grappler! There's so much money to be made there. It's such a good show!"
by Hym Iam August 4, 2023
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paid mole

Stan twitter jargon for individuals who present themselves as affiliated or unbiased towards certain entities but exhibit tendencies that suggest the opposite.
Stan Twitter User 1: “.@iamcardib's "Bodak Yellow" is now the most watched solo music video by a female rapper in YouTube history, surpassing @NICKIMINAJ's "Anaconda".”
Stan Twitter User 2: “Anaconda took the record back but I bet you won’t post that huh? Paid moles“
by Rosanika April 24, 2024
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Paid actor

A player in a pvp game so terrible at the game or one that makes such a grave mistake, often to the advantage of an opponent, that you start suspecting if said opponent secretly paid them for that screwup. An example would be if a soccer goalie failed to save a very easy to save shot, some audience may suspect the goalie accepted bribes from their opponents to let in an extra goal or two.

However, its most common usage is not to actually accuse players of accepting payment to play worse as such cases are very rare in online games with randoms, but to make fun of people who played so poorly they look like they did.
Teammate A: Bro did you see how badly teammate B choked that easy win
Teammate C: (sarcastically) Must be a paid actor smh my head
by Xavagery May 8, 2024
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Paid consultant

You are OBSESSED with me you freak! Your fiancée not getting jealous is he?
Hym "Yeah, no, I should be a paid consultant. But your ass is obsessed with me, wow! I'm not going to find you digging around in my trash, am I?"
by Hym Iam February 25, 2024
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