jank

Something that losers who don't know real swears say.

Instead of saying "that was fucked up" they say "that was jank"

by Elidolphin December 29, 2010

Jank

A combination of the word jerk(as in jerk off), and wank(also, as in jerk off). Used as a term for masturbation, usually of the male variety.

So, I was janking the other night...
Damn, I gotta go jank

by G-Force15 June 14, 2006

Jank

A slang term also used as a form of disgust at something (mostly as a replacement for the term "rank"), aswell as sometimes being a term used for petrol/gasoline.

"Ah mate, this beer is jank!"
"Your Mum's cooking is jank!"
"Go put some jank in the car eh?"
"Ahh state of that orange-faced bird, that's just jank!"

by Evo~ July 23, 2012

jank

verb: To verbally harass, tease, make fun of.

"We janked her bobo K-mart shoes so hard that she developed an eating disorder."

by Ash2009 January 23, 2009

Jank

A double-handed wank

Mikey: My dicks so large i can have a jank.

by leooooo clerky August 01, 2009

Jank

Ridiculous; can be cool or bad at the same time

Aw bro that that that pink sport coat was sooo jank.Good

Man I just got a D on my math test thats so jank.Bad

by sirlaxerton222 October 17, 2010

Jank

A form of picking on each other, associated with "Ya Momma".

Son you just got janked down!

by Austin Vaught November 03, 2010