Omphemetse

The most beautiful thing in the ehole entire universe, someone named Omphemetse are perfectly made and are very very very beautiful

My girlfriend is such a Omphemetse, im so lucky

by Omphe boyfriend November 25, 2021

Ompho

A stupid fucking word young teens use these days for no fucking reason whatsoever. This word maybe used to express excitement, or maybe not.. Either way, its used in the most absolute dogshit places ever. You're gonna scream if you start hearing it everyday

Michael: Yo I got a new phone today!
Sam: Omphoooooooo!

Steven: Hey look that, I like that woman
Niles: Omphoooo bro, you got the true love broo, omphooooo!!!!
Steven: Shut the fuck up Steven or I'mma smack your face on the wall!
Niles: Ompho, that's bad bruh
Steven: Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahh..!!!!

by waitholdonasec May 31, 2022

orphan_account

An account on the website ao3 that has been deleted, corrupted/hacked, or inactive for more than 4 years

Person a: I read this amazing story in ao3 yesterday!
Person b: nice Bro, did you like any of their other stories?
Person a: it was an orphan_account :(
Person b: damn bro, that sucks

by Incoming fenderbender December 8, 2022

Orphasis

The act of becoming an orphan.

Dan went through orphasis when his parents died.

by Osworld June 26, 2023

Muggy Orphan

When a woman goes to wipe an orphans ass and, in turn, the orphans shits all over her hand - in an erupting fashion.

1. Well you see my Lord, Cheryl went to wipe the orphan's bottom and well.. he sort of exploded his shit all over her horrid face.

2. FUCKING RUN! TIMMY HAS A LOADED MUGGY ORPHAN!

by Scorpulus June 16, 2010

cyber orphan

The phrase used for the children who can't get their parents/caregivers off the computer/internet.

Mommy i'm hungry, and the mom says let me finish this game. 1 hour later, the mom is still finishing the game, and the kid is still hungry. 5 hours later, still on the computer! That kid has just become a cyber orphan.

by DaMomish December 31, 2010

Wet orphan

When you are having unsafe sex and your dick breaks, unable to reattach.

Heard about your wet orphan, so sorry.

by Throbbing Tim December 5, 2016