office bingo

a form of bingo game played by cubical monkeys wherein industry buzzwords and business speak are written out on a 5x5 grid prior to a meeting and participants "x" off words that are used until they achieve bingo (5 across or 5 vertical or 5 diagonal) or other local variations. Winners must jump to thier feet and scream "BINGO" at the time of victory.

VP: We'll synergize our core business units with market capitalization, maximizing our return on investment.
Monkey: BINGO!

by SodaPhish May 21, 2005

Office Nigger

noun \ˈä-fəs\ˈni-gər\ Entry level employee responsible for answering phones, filing, getting other employees coffee, and any other general grunt work available.

"These folders need to be filed; I know, I'll get the Office Nigger to do it!"

by Sk33ter June 20, 2016

Office Party

Name for an act in a menage a toi, or Gangsta Party (aka GP), or in layman's terms, a "3 some" with specifically two males and one female, where the female will use her hands on both males genitalia simultaneously, until both males ejaculate onto her chest.

As seen on the progressive commercial, where Flo gestures with her hands and screams "Office Party!" after the two males from a different insurance company are caught buying with Progressive.

by sugarush February 16, 2010

Unemployment Office

A state agency where the unemployed go to get unemployment benefits, under the pretense that they are looking for work.

To go along with the pretense of the unemployed, bureaucrats usually try to get peeps to call the Unemployment Office the opposite of what it is, with euphemisms such as Employment Development Department, in California.

by Downstrike November 2, 2006

Gunning to the Officers

A prison term for masturbating to, and in front of, the female officers.

I haven't been with a woman for five years, so of course I'm gunning to the officers

by Sylaine November 29, 2012

Surface Warfare Officer

Easily the largest community of officers in the United States Navy, SWOs drive ships, launch missiles, oversee safety procedures, control the public affairs outlook of ships, plan tactics, conduct safety inspections, make sure the engines are running smoothly, stand watches, maintain weapons caches, ensure smooth power flow, throw everyone around them under a bus so they can sleep and/or get promoted, cry nonstop, attempt to commit suicide but fail because they have absolutely no energy, and much more. Basically, they do everything on a ship with the notable exceptions of: sleep, have free time, and enjoy their life.

Despite the financial, educational, and prestige incentives, the Navy has an extremely difficult time retaining SWOs because their lives suck so badly. It's generally the last choice of designators, filled by people who either have to serve in the Navy because it paid for their college, or lunatics who volunteer to be a SWO and almost immediately regret their decision.

Navy Pilot: Hey guys, wanna go to a bar after work?
Intel Officer: Sure!
SEAL Officer: Sounds like a good idea.
Supply Officer: I'm in.
Public Affairs Officer: Definitely!
Surface Warfare Officer: After work? Work never stops...ever...(cries)

by iLikeSoup March 28, 2011

Office Rat

Someone who spends way, way too long in the office, and in rare cases, even sometimes attempts living in their office.

Nick was a real office rat. I tried getting him to quit, but he just kept on doing work at his computer every night, after hours.

by NinjaChicken666 August 30, 2018