SodaPhish's definitions

brand whore lane

that wing of the mall which plays host to stores such as American Eagle, Abercrombie & Filtch, Aeropostle, Holister, etc... a.k.a. the wing opposite to Hot Topic.

I don't want to go to J.C. Penny's, its at the end of brand whore lane!

by SodaPhish May 21, 2005

office bingo

a form of bingo game played by cubical monkeys wherein industry buzzwords and business speak are written out on a 5x5 grid prior to a meeting and participants "x" off words that are used until they achieve bingo (5 across or 5 vertical or 5 diagonal) or other local variations. Winners must jump to thier feet and scream "BINGO" at the time of victory.

VP: We'll synergize our core business units with market capitalization, maximizing our return on investment.
Monkey: BINGO!

by SodaPhish May 21, 2005