zerking off

A term Jerma uses to belittle his chronic masturbating. His computer is riddled with porn

Jerma - “No face cam tonight”
Chat - “Oh he was zerking off”

by SDuckMe December 31, 2020

Lump Off

Lump is commonly used as a substitute for the word "fuck" in the animated show Adventure Time. This substitution was originally used by the character Lumpy Space Princess (often abbreviated to LSP). It was later adopted by the other characters in the show and soon became a more frequently used saying.

I SAID LUMP OFF MOM!

by Crazy Book Badger June 5, 2011

Fancy the pants off

Have a huge crush on, desire, love, obsess about.

I fancy the pants off that guy who works in the book shop. He's gorgeous.

by vista_fail September 28, 2010

Get off my TV

A phrase yelled, in disgust, at the asinine bullshit bleating out of the fucking television.

Fags from nationwide ad: "Nation wide is on your side"
you: "Get off my TV"

by King Chicken March 30, 2012

bogan-off

The act of working a hard 8 hours and still achieving nothing; appearing tired after a grueling day of nothing.

Michael spent his day at work just bogan-off.

by jason mcintosh January 26, 2008

Buzz off

A friendly alternative for 'FUCK OFF'.

Bitch, it's none of your business so just buzz off!

by 『THE 50% BITCH 』 September 7, 2016

Wanked Off For a Quid

Wanked Off For a Quid

Wanked Off For a Quid

by DIRTY BOLLOCKS June 23, 2017