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Obsessed Forums Guy

An eternally toggled caps lock isn't and accident - it's a state of mind. it's absolute contempt for decent conversation, and often even the topic of conversation. Not only does the obsessive forumite not like games, he doesn't play them. If he did, he wouldn't have time to rant about how bad they are in asinine forums threads.
Hey Chad, I can't believe this guy. I started a thread about Halo and he replied, "HALO IS SO GAY OMG NOOB".

Well Frank, the interweb is full of people just like that obsessed forums guy. So get used to it.
by Snoozing122 January 15, 2009
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Obsessive Phone Disorder

AKA OPD

To constantly have one's phone in hand. Whether it is for work, personal organization, entertainment, or research, the phone is always being used.

OPD is most typically seen with excessive iPhone use but can be any device that is used more than 60% of the time.
He suffers from a serious case of Obsessive Phone Disorder. I can only remember one time when he didn't have his phone in his hand.
by Montizzl3 July 13, 2010
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1. a disorder commonly seen in girls with boyfriends

2. a disorder commonly seen in women (although it does appear in men) where someone constantly texts their partner when they are not together and gives their partner no free time.

3. a disorder where the individual forces their partner to see them from 6:00am through midnight.

4. a disorder where the affected individual's partner never sees any of his friends
basically every Facebook page that has to do with relationships. Many blond girls have it. She comes over every day and one day you want to go play basketball with your friends and she starts crying. That would be Obsessive relationship disorder
by someone udderly generic December 18, 2010
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literally obsessed

So obsessed with someone or something that all you do is think about them, talk about them, and dream about them. You want to be them because you don't love yourself.
You are literally obsessed with that watermelon.
by Bigbeans April 3, 2017
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Self - Obsessed

Excessively preoccupied with one’s own life and circumstances; thinking only about oneself, not a thought for anyone else's feelings all me me me
Charlotte is so self - Obsessed never thinks of anyone's feelings but her own
by The planet June 21, 2015
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Obsession

A word best used to sum up the Cardiff City supporters love affair with Swansea City FC. Swansea City FC are said to dominate or preoccupy the thoughts, feelings and desires of the uneducated Cardiff City fans.

Cardiff City fans have a Fascination towards Swansea City.
"The Blue Ones"
eg. Ninjaspoon has an Obsession or Fascination with Swansea City
by taffy546454 May 8, 2009
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obsessed ex-boyfriend

A boy or man who can not move on with his life without checking with you a million times to see if you are interested. Also includes internet stalking, stalking, keeping tabs on you, hang up calls, text, IM's, and more. He may try to convince you his suicide attempt was your fault. This may end up in various attempts to split up current relationships and lots of drama.
After 13 years an obsessed ex-boyfriend tells you that you were always his.

Gets jealous of any relationship you have.

Repetitive attempts for a booty call.

Calls your other ex's or current other by bad nicknames that he determines at any time.

Calls friends for info on how you are.
by Cinci girl March 7, 2009
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