opportusexual

(adj.) A sexual orientation based on opportunity rather than a preference for one gender or another.

My friend Carl doesn't care whose wet hole he sticks his dick in tonight, man or woman, he just wants to get laid. He is opportusexual.

by E-5 P June 26, 2016

opportunarian

Someone who trusts that the universe will provide them with the right opportunity -- for life, love, and work -- at the time best suited for their growth. All the person has to do is stay open to the moment, and keep doing their work.

Opportunarian that she is, Melissa isn't stressed about finding a job. She knows the opening will appear when the time is right.

by Rain City Wordherder February 27, 2017

oppothot

When you are a thot but can’t get boys for shit

That ugly girl walking towards us is such an oppothot.

by thotexterminator123 March 11, 2018

Optosexual

An individual who is able to choose the person(s) they are sexually attracted to, but otherwise does not experience sexual attraction

Ex:

Person 1: "Alice chooses who she likes?"
Person 2: "Yeah! It's called Optosexual"

by ZzSchritzZ April 16, 2020

Unique Opportunity

A deceitful promise of great reward and glory offered to an unfortunate individual to participate in an unpleasant task.

The Unique Opportunity is delivered in such a way as to motivate the individual to see past the cruel and loathsome task ahead.

In most situations, the 'Unique Opportunity' is given by a delegator otherwise known as 'Master'.

The 'Master' is known for his/her dark craft-like ability in deflecting an undesired task to an unforuntate individual in the form of a Unique Opportunity.

Master: Hey David, I have a Unique Opportunity for you! I need you to go downstairs into the cellar and clear up all the rat shit, your efforts will be very much appreciated.

David: (sigh) ok.

by CrazyScouseSteve May 18, 2011

Equal Opportunity Harasser

One who sexually harasses regardless of gender, or sexual identity.

Sophia made sexual jokes at her girl and guy friends because she believed in being an equal opportunity harasser.

by punkinnpuddin April 15, 2019

youth opportunities

A place where a homeless youth can get bottled water and given another chance only to be kicked back onto the street. Workers are nice as long as you follow their rules and don't think for yourself. Kids hookup and get pregnant then smoke dab carts in the bathroom with the door open and their only asked if their homework is done. They also don't care if you have a home aslong as you read an outdated textbook. They do help people, but only if you let them control every aspect in your decision making and forget friends,and hanging out with friends means you have "a place to live"

I went to youth opportunities to get housing, now I live in a motel and do meth.

by Speedy Winxter May 18, 2022