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Noodle fountain

The act of engaging in oral sex after the consenting female has ingested copious amounts of noodles therefor leading to a fountain of noodle's being draped over your erect penis when the throat is is poked with your member.
Hooked up with a girl at a chinese restraunt last night, i rammed her head onto my member and she noodle fountain'd me.
by Nellobruh December 2, 2016
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Noodle in the poodle house

The meaning is still unknown.

My mother user's it when talking to either dogs or cats. Howevermy dogs go crazy when mother sings it to them.

Im too afraid to ask the meaning as she may not love me anymore and i am an only child.

I once thought "maybe my mothers crazy/dementia" but who knows.

To this day it is still a mystery.
"looks theirs a noodle in the poodle house

Mother singing "a noodle and a poodle in the stinky house, the noodle and a poodle and a stinky mouse"
by Jimmybuttons-760 May 20, 2017
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Vagina Noodles

The excess of vagina hairs that fall off a women's shedding vagina/pussy
I had many vagina noodles stuck in my teeth and mouth after I ate her out
by Dick Harold November 11, 2012
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tuna noodle cobbler

A sexual act in which a woman with a yeast infection performs oral sex on a man who has just had unprotected vaginal intercourse with her.
Dude, I had tuna noodle cobbler last night.

Yeah, I can see it all over your face.
by Grubby Beans December 5, 2014
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boosack noodle

Noodle dish made in asia. Particularly known for being served at rude, b*tchy chinese restaurants. It’s made from a wrinkly boo sack, commonly served alongside some, suck-a-dick chicken, a poo-poo platter, and a glass of tampon tea.
Hello, I would like to order the “boosack noodle” please!
by PreciousJacksonnn April 30, 2019
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calm your noodles

basically calm the f*** down, chill out, take a breather.
It can also mean calm that noodle, noodle as in your penis.
Paris- OMG guys I have to do so much shit tonight, I'm going to be in over my head.
Sam- WOW why dont you CALM YOUR NOODLES...physco
by anonymousyahooligan112 May 27, 2009
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Schnitzel My Noodle

When a person covers their partners dick in breadcrumbs and other seasonings and then licks them off
When I went to Germany I let my girl schnitzel my noodle and it felt so good
by Clarkethebark February 17, 2017
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