nobody asked

something that people say when they have no good comebacks left

"nobody asked"
"i asked"
"that makes you nobody"

by liminalitea June 6, 2022

Nobody Asked

A passive-aggressive variant to "Who cares?" or "Shut up!"
used to shut down a pointless argument that started at an inconvenient time.

Useful against know-it-alls, rambling conspirers, and woeful morons.

1: Omg this celebrity is charged with allegations! I'm so sorry for my world!
2: Cry all you want, nobody asked.

1: Goes on a long ramble about how a conspiracy where president is a lizardman in disguise.
2: God! Just SHUT UP!!
1: How dare-
2: SHUT UP!!! NOBODY ASKED!!

by Homerboy4 July 23, 2022

NobodyXD

Being NobodyXD is the act of the being the second best D.V.A( an overwatch character) behind someone who is brigisbroken

"Dude that guy is so nobodyXD"

by Denotpyrc January 15, 2023

Nobody gives a shit

The defenition of someone saying nobody gives a shit is that no one asked for you to speak and you should shut your shitload mouth

Jimmy : YO GUYS YOU ALL ARE GAY AS FUCK
Timmy : Nobody gives a shit

by Why do i have to make this i f March 9, 2023

hah lol nobody cares

A phrase ex-besties keeps texting me.

Me: I AM LITERALLY DYING RIGHT NOW CALL AN AMBULANCE
Ex friend: hah lol nobody cares
Me: about you.

by Nobody reads this except you- September 29, 2021

Keep Talking and Nobody Explodes

1) a threat used by a bomber where they force their hostages to spill out classified information or else they get blown up
2) ironic/satirical statement for when you just want someone to shut up but they keep on blathering on about stuff you don't care about

Bank robber: *rips the duct tape off of Karen's mouth* Give me the code to the safe
Karen: *cries* I won't let you do this!!!!
Bank robber: Shut up! Now keep talking and nobody explodes!!

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Her: .......sitting on this balcony and I wanted to talk to him but couldnt but then I drank a glass of wine and I did but ended up talking to another guy who seemed cool and so I blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah........ and we took a selfie together.
Me: *nods head impatiently* Oh ok
Her: oh and which reminds me I also met this other guy--
Me, seething with impatience: Yes..... Keep Talking and Nobody Explodes...... 🙃

by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian December 21, 2021

why is nobody talking about the warning we get when we follow you

When someone wants followers and gets their friend to comment on their post to fool the ignorant

James: hey dude, I need followers. can you tell people they’ll get a warning when they follow me?

Nathan: sure bro

Nathan: why is nobody talking about the warning we get when we follow you?

by Your uncle’s friend’s sister November 13, 2022