Nevermoor

The name of a stellar book series from down under involving giant cats, railway systems involving umbrellas, a school for gifted youngsters called "The Wundrous Society", (Yes we know it's spelt wrong shut up) a hotel that adapts to the people staying there and a bazaar that doesn't obey the laws of physics

TLDR it's a very nice book series go out and read it you insufferable twat

'Hey jeff what're you reading.'
'Just this book called Nevermoor, It's not bad at all

by Dastvan May 8, 2019

Nevel Napalm

To ejaculate while spinning your nevel like it’s an attack helicopter.

I performed the nevel napalm move on this bint.

by Poo wee wee poo April 30, 2021

heroes never die

Literal translation: you're fucked

Mercy's ultimate ability, raising fallen fallen allies
Did you just single- handedly eliminate the entire enemy team, NOT ANY MORE! with this, they come back, WITH A VENGENCE!
usually accompanied with lots of afks, and death for the enemy team.

Pharah: JUSTICE RAINS FROM ABOVE!
*team dies*
Mercy: HEROES NEVER DIE!
*Pharah dies*

by Cheeky_monky_co_ October 10, 2017

personally i would never take that amount of disrespect

When that one guy in the friend group instigates an argument to make a point about themselves

John: that’s why you look like a pineapple
Joe: that’s why you get no bitches
Frien: Aye John you gon’ let him talk to you like that? Personally I would never take that amount of disrespect

by I read dictionaries June 12, 2022

i wouldn't be surprised if we never saw denise richards again

A phrase so commonly used by Trixie Mattel, that it is canon now.

Jake: Yo dawg, where is that chick Denise Richards nowadays?
Logan: I wouldn't be surprised if we never saw Denise Richards again.

by Glass Half-Full August 29, 2021

Honey, I never drive faster than I can see

Telling your girlfriend you'll never cheat on her.

"Oh, sure; your roommate is adorable... but. Honey, I never drive faster than I can see."

by JormanThoad September 1, 2017

well I never

1) An exclamation of surprise, usually at something shocking or scandalous.
2) A way of saying that you did not, even once, in your lifetime to this point, do a given thing.

Mom: "Son, eat your brussels sprouts."
Son: "I don't like brussels sprouts."
Dad: "You know, sport, life is all about trying new things."
Son: "Well I never nailed a bitch indabutt. Maybe I should try that."
Mom: "Well I never! Peter, I told you never to tell our little boy about your little...ummm...fetish, how you like to stick it in my...ummm...posterior."
Dad: "I didn't. But I think you just did."
Son: "Well I never!" (pukes)

by Nick D May 28, 2004