as near as damn it

(adjective) British slang for "virtually exact" or "so close as to appear correct."

"I say old chum, when I gave her that bukake it hit her in the eye, or as near as damn it."

by biggs33 March 21, 2006

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neat

1. Very tidy.
2. A gadget or other little device which is seen as cool
3. An agreement.

Variant: neat-o. Often used more flippantly or in place of the word "great" etc

1. Tod: Everything's neat and tidy.

2: Pete: I just got an aibo!
Chris: Woah, that is so neat!

3. Kia: So, I thought we could go to the movies tomorrow.
Helen: Neat, see you there.

Variant:
Katy: So, I'm publishing my book later this month
Chris: Woah, neat-o! congrats!

by Mellabelle August 16, 2005

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Narthalion

Wasted for life. Also a halfgod located in the Netherlands. He is a philosopher who made it clear to the world wasted is a positive state of body and mind and that pot is the only way to conquer all anti-babylon movements around the world. He even offers services of physical enjoyment to hawt-looking girls.

Damn mate, I'm feeling Narthalion all day... Wanna join me?

by [Babylon] December 25, 2008

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Near-Crotch Experience

The instance where your face comes dangerously close to contact with a person's junk. It may be clothed, or unclothed, but either way, it is still potentially scarring.

Guy 1: "Dude, did I tell you about my near-crotch experience?"

Guy 2: "No!"
Guy 1: "It was pretty legit."

Girl 1: "Oh my god, I just had a near-crotch experience."

Girl 2: "OH MU GOD. With who?"

Girls 1: "That guy from my class."

Girl 2: "Oh, that's okay then. He's a BAMF."

by HulgaviHomeland November 8, 2011

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