Napkin meat

When a girls got a flat ass

Hey did you you see Sarah shaking that napkin meat at the party yesterday

by NapkinMeat January 19, 2016

Buttery napkin

The art of covering a napkin with a whole sachet of butter then sticking it to someone's back.

He got hit with a buttery napkin

by Top Bantz Antz March 13, 2017

Nigga Napkin

What you call your homie after he had your back and helped you fix something bad you have caused or inflicted on someone, something, or even yourself
Examples: Bad grades, Drug addiction, Bullying someone, and etc.

You: Hey dude, thanks for helping me with my grades and being my nigga napkin
Friend: No problem, I'm proud to be your nigga napkin

by Cyberneticweed11 March 31, 2019

pussy napkin

Someone who goes out of their way to commit actions that only a true pussy would do; a person who attempts to gain revenge in a pussy way after something meaningless has been done to them

"Hey...those kids hacked my facebook. Let's sue them in court." - Pussy

"You're a fucking pussy napkin." - Lawyer

by PredatorDrk April 20, 2011

wet napkin

a sexual act where a couple is in the doggie style position. when the male is ready to release his load he does so in the females hair (side note: female must have long hair for this to work). after said semen is in her hair you take it and slam it against the wall and her hair sticks like a wet napkin.

shoulda gave that bitcha wet napkin!

by bigdaddyhoss February 8, 2010

shit on a napkin

phrase: a term used to denote a state of extreme depression or displeasure.

Erik: That Econ test was such a shit on a napkin!

Emily: How was yesterday's party?
Jesus: I feel like I shat on a napkin.

Joe: This burger is like shit on a napkin.

by jee213 October 25, 2010

Napkin Nigger

Derogative stereotypical typecasting to describe a person from the Indian subcontinent in a hateful manner where said "napkin" refers to turbans worn mostly by Sikh men. The "nigger" part refers to the typical indian skincolor and the (mostly) low socioeconomic status of most Indian males, thus hinting at their low wages and thus linking it to wage slavery.

"No, your code is NOT up to standard, you stupid napkin nigger!!" .. God damnit, I should have never outsourced this project to those incompetent Indian fucks...

by cappie2000 April 21, 2017