twilight newbie

the most annoying motherfuckers in the world. people who JUST read Twilight a week or so ago and suddenly think they're the hardcorest fans ever.

newbie1: i just read twilight. I CLAIM JACOB BLACK TO BE MY HUSBAND. HES MINE!
longtime fan: actually, he is mine.
newbie1: NO!! i read the book first.
longtime fan: is that why i read Twilight after the first book hit the shelves and have been a huge fan ever since and i even MET stephenie, but you just read it a week ago?
newbie2: OHHMYGOD. i love Edward.
longtime fan: -sigh- twilight newbies should be shot in the face with a bazooka.

by Twilight is my religion x3 March 27, 2008

Newberg

A town in Northern Oregon populated by rich old people, hott chicks that are as churchy as nuns, and guys who feel they are bad for being the biggest douche bags on a Christian School campus

Q: Can I touch you?
A: No..
Q: Oh you live in Newberg don't you?

by GFU Student December 1, 2010

Newark On The Sea

A synonym for the city of San Juan, PR. Though San Juan is on the ocean and has palm trees, it has a lot of similarities to Newark, NJ. Gang bangers, crime, poverty, rude behavior are just some descriptions that come to mind. Many not all of its citizens adopt the urban ghetto lifestyle much like Newark and other cities such as Detroit, Washington DC, Camden, NJ and Boston to name a few.

Mr. and Mrs. Penny Rich took a vacation to San Juan, Puerto Rico. They described their trip as visting Newark On The Sea. Because, they were mugged, had their rental car jacked and their room burglarized. Mr. Rich states: "If we would have known San Juan was as dangerous as Newark we would have gone to St.Barts. We will tell our country club friends when we get back to Short Hills, NJ. that San Juan is just like Newark, NJ but with palm trees. There was garbage in the streets, thugs in Tommy Hilfigger droopy clothing.

by dropthekidsatthepool June 7, 2011

Newberg High School

Not as bad as it's put out to be, the other person probably just has a little sand in their vagina and is pissed because everyone at NHS hates them. Lot's of skanks and potheads, but that's pretty much any high school.

Person 1: Where do you go to school?
Person 2: Newberg High School.
Person 1: Oh, cool.

by sup1234563413612 August 10, 2009

westend newark

West end newark is in the west part of newark ca it is passing the tracks. most popular street in westend is ash street. Westend is a norteno territoy its not that dangerous. But many gang members live there. The gang known as YNL is from westend Newark. Westend is also known as W/E.

Westend newark seperates new newark from old newark

by WESTEND NEWARK fu cnp December 27, 2009

newborn

- A person who experiances an intese onset of a trip

- First time trip

damn after that girl kicked in she was a newborn

by Joeycracks October 21, 2007

newbie post

Making a post on a forum without doing the proper search to check and see if the item has been posted about before.

"omgwtfbbq, Half-Life 2 is out!!1"

by blackice912 January 11, 2005