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nerd jock

A fairly rare breed of human which have a high level of intelligence as-well as great physical abilities. They can fit into all social groups but prefer to stay superior to all of their peers. They are able to perform well in school (85% + avg) and in many sports and physical activities. Nerd- Jocks were commonly referred as "all-rounders" or "school boys" because of their ability to perform well in school and excel in many form of athletics
John always manages to get an A on every one of his math, science and english tests and play on the school basket-ball team and his rep soccer team. John is a nerd jock
by fallofnations September 6, 2011
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Nerder

(noun)
The crime of unlawfully killing a person by a nerd.

Nerder is usually commited in a video game, chess game, or similar nerdy enviroment.

(verb)
to kill (a newb) unkindly and with premeditated malice.
12 yr old: I'm gonna team kill you
Average player: Fool, I'll nerder you...

nerd nerderer nerderous
by Nerderous September 8, 2009
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Nerd Nectar

Nerd Nectar refers to caffeine (in the form of coffee, tea, soda or energy drinks), Khat leaves brewed into tea (Cathinone and Cathine), 3-FA (3-Fluoroamphetamine), 4F-MPH (4-Fluoromethylphenidate), 3-FMA, Methiopropamine, Thiopropamine, Ethylamphetamine, Propylamphetamine, Isopropylamphetamine, D,L-Deprenyl, Opicapone, Arecoline Hydrobromide, Phenylpiracetam Hydrazide, N-Acetyl-Selank, Kratom, Flodafinil, Hydrafinil, Modafinil, Armodafinil, Modafiendz, Prolintane, low dose a-PVP, low dose a-PHP, Adderall, Ritalin, Afobazole, 2-methyl-2-butanol, Fluoritabooze, O-2172, IMAP (IndanylMethylAminoPropane), IAP (IndanylAminoPropane), Sunifiram, NSI-189, 9-Me-BC, Etizolam, Propranolol, Oxyracetam, Nefiracetam, Nicotine Vape, CBD, Nitrous oxide, Cyclopentamine, Propylhexedrine HCl, and 7,8-Dihydroxyflavone. Although it usually refers to Caffeine, Modafinil, Armodafinil, B Vitamins, and Propylhexedrine HCl.
Stan: I took a Modafinil pill (200mg) and a redbull energy drink. This Nerd Nectar is great!
by CognitiveFuel July 11, 2023
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Murph Nerph

The term, "murph nerph," can be used in replace of essentially anything, including, but not limited to: 1)noun 2)adjective 3)adverb 4)verb, and so on. The term can also be used in replace of a name.

Although the term, "murph nerph," appears to have no limitations in its use, there are at least two stipulations associated with this term. "Murph nerph" can NOT be used in any connection what-so-ever with Eddie's penis. This is highly forbidden and any such violations should be held seriously by those who witness it. Further more, should the term be used during any acts that are in a sexual nature, it is automatically assumed that the person who said the term was thinking about the woman who coined the phrase in a highly sexual and erotic nature. This use of the term is obviously encouraged.
Examples of some of the uses in which one could use "murph nerph," include, but are not limited to, the following:

1)Noun-a) I drove to the adult murph nerph (bookstore) to get some porn.
b)The Murph Nerph (Doctor) who was my favorite was played by David Tennant.
c)My murph nerph (cat) likes to get high off of catnip.
2)Adjective-I like to sing while driving my murph nerph (shit box) car.
3)Adverb-My friend just bought a new car and after that she always drove murph nerph(fast).
4)Verb-a)I was murph nerphing (shopping) for some new panties.
b)She murph nerphs (spanks) him only if he begs.
c)I really want to get murph nerphed (trashed) tonight.
5)Interjection-Murph nerph! (Allons-y!)
6)Plural-I like people who have murph nerphs (tattoos).
7)Posessives-I wish that I had Murph nerph's (Jesse's) girl.
8)Irregular Verbs-Elvis has murph nerft (left) the building!
9)Compound-He frequently visited the murph-nerph (red-light) district in Amsterdam while on business.
by Murph Nerph Auctor September 12, 2013
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nervous shits

When you have something to do but you are nervous about doing it, your stomach starts to hurt and when you go to the bathroom you shit diarrhea all over the place.
Hey Jimmy, how did your job interview go?

It went well, but before I went, I had the nervous shits. I blew 10 shits all over the place.
by M Dolla November 6, 2013
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Nerd Nectar

Usually refers to caffeine(fatigue perception reducer) and caffeineated beverages, but would occasionally would refer to DMAA(dimethylamylamine, safe stimulant).
Non-stereotypical Nerd 1: Alright! Got my nerd nectar! Soda, mountain dew, and monster energy.

Non-stereotypical Nerd 2: Got my nerd nectar for studying and working out! DMAA.

Non-stereotypical Nerd 3: Got my girl for good luck.

Non-stereotypical Nerds 1,2, and 3: Alright!
by HawiianPunch1 February 15, 2014
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nerdbeau

A man who exhibits nerdy tendencies and is the lover or boyfriend of a young woman. He typically enjoys manga/anime, comic books, science fiction/fantasy, online gaming, action figures, and/or cartoons/memorabilia associated with his childhood.
"My nerdbeau is dragging me to a comic book convention this weekend."

"Maybe you should tell your nerbeau to get off the computer and come out for a drink with us."
by Mandy Bee August 2, 2007
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