Plastic Napkin

An object of plastic material used as a napkin.

"hey man can you get me a plastic napkin?"

by xLoDx Kontrol June 28, 2009

Buttery napkin

The art of covering a napkin with a whole sachet of butter then sticking it to someone's back.

He got hit with a buttery napkin

by Top Bantz Antz March 13, 2017

pussy napkin

Someone who goes out of their way to commit actions that only a true pussy would do; a person who attempts to gain revenge in a pussy way after something meaningless has been done to them

"Hey...those kids hacked my facebook. Let's sue them in court." - Pussy

"You're a fucking pussy napkin." - Lawyer

by PredatorDrk April 20, 2011

wet napkin

a sexual act where a couple is in the doggie style position. when the male is ready to release his load he does so in the females hair (side note: female must have long hair for this to work). after said semen is in her hair you take it and slam it against the wall and her hair sticks like a wet napkin.

shoulda gave that bitcha wet napkin!

by bigdaddyhoss February 8, 2010

shit on a napkin

phrase: a term used to denote a state of extreme depression or displeasure.

Erik: That Econ test was such a shit on a napkin!

Emily: How was yesterday's party?
Jesus: I feel like I shat on a napkin.

Joe: This burger is like shit on a napkin.

by jee213 October 25, 2010

pink napkin

the act of stabbing one's balls while ejaculating into a white cloth or napkin. the mixture of blood and semen results in a light pink color, hence the name "pink napkin".

Guy #1: I really want to try out some new masturbation techniques.
Guy #2: Have you tried the pink napkin?
Guy #1: No thanks, I'm planning on having kids someday.

by Rayrb June 15, 2011

banana napkin

An cloth used to wipe up excess semen after ejaculation.

Dude did you see that one porn video? You know... The one where the guy uses a banana napkin?

by Tyler March 7, 2005