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procrasta-masta

Someone who is really good at procrastination. They habitually do it, often staying up until the wee hours of the night, if they sleep at all. They never learn to do work steadily or early. Yet somehow they always get it all done! AND do it well!
Man, how does Rob do it??? He didn't start his report until midnight, didn't sleep at all, and he still gets a 98%? He's such a procrasta-masta!
by EmersonienEra January 14, 2008
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retards mistake

A 'retards mistake' is when someone surprisingly do something good, great or extraordinary even though everybody expected differently.

You expect a retard to do something retarded but if the retard do good. It must be a mistake...

The expression is from 'Life', a movie starring Martin Lawrence and Eddie Murphy.
The example given in 'Life', is when 'Can't get right' (Bokeem Woodbine) to everybody's surprise hit the ball during a baseball game. Everybody thought he was retarded, but he was just a mute...
"-George Bush just talked two minutes without any mispronunciation or nonsense coming from his lips.

-That must be a rare example of a retards mistake."
by Brune Hugorm August 3, 2010
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Mustard Tiger

Greatest insult in the world.
originated on trailer park boys
Bubbles: You dirty...Mustard Tiger!

Phil Collins: AW HELL NAW!!!
by Jed BaCON January 2, 2008
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Mustache Rock

Mustache rock is genre of music that is made by a band in which one or more member has or at one time had an awesome mustache. Some notable mustache rock bands are: Queen, Portugal. The Man, Gogol Bordello, The Michael J. Epstein Memorial Library, The Black Keys, and Frank Zappa.
Hey man, Did you see that band last week? They were real mustache rockers.
by SoJokes December 28, 2010
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Mustard Face

someone who is clearly pissed off, shitty and in a mood and it blatantly shows. They have a face like they have eaten a spoon full of mustard
"check out the mustard face on her, she is not happy about that!"
by half baked Jake April 2, 2010
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Mistakened

Commonly misused new word that has made it into the internet! Congrats, mistakened. You're not a word, but you've fooled a lot of people into thinking you are! People add on the -ed to the end thinking that it makes it more past tense than "mistaken" which is what it's supposed to be. *head-desk*
I'm sorry, sir, you seem to have me mistakened for someone else.
by RaverGravy April 16, 2013
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