Murph

See also: Doucher, Tool, Brick

An adult that behaves like an adolescent. Living out his fantasies in public while making a complete ass of his/her self. A true dolt, likable but will bore you with flat earth theories and anti vaccine propaganda.
Take that damn helmet off Murph, stop acting like an idiot.
by EagleEyed April 22, 2021
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Murph

Murph- A stupid person who cannot read
Wow your a Murph
by yayayayayayyayayayayayyaa July 11, 2022
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The Murph Scale

a scale for telling just how 'blank' something is. the scale CAN NOT be exceeded
On the Murph scale of 1 to awesome, that was awesome

On the Murph scale of 1 to bad, that was a 1
by The Brickmeister December 17, 2009
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murphs law

The Law that states Murph is the baddest middle aged baller in the land. No one hunts down tackles like Murph. No one posts to the ‘gram and Twitter like Murph. No one honks it louder than Murph. It’s Murph’s world, we just live here.
He be ballin, yo. Damn straight, it’s Murph. You kno he be ballin, been dat way since the eighth grade. It’s Murphs Law, he got the drip too.
by EagleEyed April 27, 2021
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The murph Card

To use the murph Card is too is to use the name of an ugly kid we know .. he is but ugly and has a afro.
If someone slegs you and u say "u look like murph" u would be doing that
"HAHAHAH URE GAY MATE "
" you look like murph"
" I CANT BELIEVE U PLAYED THE MURPH CARD"
*Cries in coner
by Gerard Lavery March 16, 2008
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Allen-Murphing

Being so gay you can’t refuse a lap dance from a squirrel.
Allen Murphy you have to stop Allen-Murphing
by Hunter_Murphy the homosexual November 23, 2022
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National Murph Day

On the 12th of April and 8th of November people across the world celebrate all Murphy’s especially male as they are without a doubt the worlds greatest creations
“Are you celebrating National Murph Day this year”. “ Yes I will kiss any Murphy I see
by Derick1357pwexs April 11, 2019
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