Murph

See also: Doucher, Tool, Brick

An adult that behaves like an adolescent. Living out his fantasies in public while making a complete ass of his/her self. A true dolt, likable but will bore you with flat earth theories and anti vaccine propaganda.

Take that damn helmet off Murph, stop acting like an idiot.

by EagleEyed April 22, 2021

Murph

When your non-thong underwear gets in your buttcrack by itself. Like a wedgie except nobody gives it to you, it just happens.

A - "Why are you picking your butt in public?"
B - "I have a murph!"

by Supertwicken December 10, 2021

Murphed

Adj. When an overly active anus has been penetrated so many times that the rectum no longer grips around inserted objects.

Origin: From the mid-2010s, when Carl gave Murphy an anal prolapse.

My dick didn’t feel anything when I fucked his murphed hole.

by gdiz916 July 7, 2022

Murph

When you murder all the members of a gun range for the soul purpose of free lodging and range time.

Let's murph those guys.

by J0hnny_h0pkins July 5, 2017

Murphing

To be sunbathing on a beach, from Sara and Gerald Murhpy who made the activity fashionable in the 50's.

This summer we'll go murphing on a beach.

by emmm... March 10, 2019

The Murph Scale

a scale for telling just how 'blank' something is. the scale CAN NOT be exceeded

On the Murph scale of 1 to awesome, that was awesome

On the Murph scale of 1 to bad, that was a 1

by The Brickmeister December 17, 2009

Murph

To sneak a shot at the bar while your significant other is in the bathroom

When my wife went to pee, I Murphed a shot with the bartender.

by Jplate0308 December 5, 2019