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oklahoma ass muffler

Wadded up toilet paper used to muffle the sound of explosive gas and diarrhea
The walls of my trailer are thin, so when I have company over I have to use an Oklahoma Ass Muffler to stifle my bowel movement
by SickRN February 2, 2017
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Muffla

Australian slang (noun) - cookies or slices made with butter containing resin from cannabis leaves.
1. "Those cookies look green spete? Yeah they're muffla mate"
2. "After about half an hour the muffla kicked in and holy fuck..."
3. "Nah I don't like smoking it. But I'll rip into the muffla"
4. "I've never laughed so much.... Gotta love the muffla!"
5. "Geez mate that muffla had stems in it"
by gibbalatte April 22, 2017
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Truck Muffler

An anal Whore, or someone who sleeps with random people and enjoys chodes.
I dumped my girlfriend when I found out she was just a Dirty Truck Muffler.
by Whalesdude November 7, 2007
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Muffed the Punt

A muffed punt is when you accidently slide your penis into a womans anus while having doggy style vaginal intercourse.
"Dude, my girl is so mad at me. While we were having sex, I muffed the punt, and she thought it was intentional!"
by soccerfag September 28, 2009
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Cock Muffler

A person of any sex who enjoys deep throating.
Danielle is such a cock muffler she took that dick all the way..... Balls deep
by wknd1warrior February 16, 2009
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Muffler

A technique for eating a girl out involving vibrating or humming your lips on the vagina.
Daniel used the muffler on Kelly and she came like a broken fire hydrant.
by KearnyMesaBowl June 26, 2017
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Miss Muffet

Another adorably sweet nickname for a cute, puffy and just lovely vagina...
Miss Muffet was feeling a little sore after that pound session yesterday...
by Muttemor June 22, 2021
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