Mudflaps

Shitting so hard you get shit on your own vagina, sharting onto your beef curtains

"Tricia, we have to leave. The Taco Bell gave me a serious case of mudflaps"

"Don't get the barbacoa at Chipotle, that shit will give you mudflaps

by SitMyPants January 23, 2025

Mudflap

(Muh-d-fl-ap)
Noun
A person or persons who willingly and with pleasure catches all products produced from any and all sexual interactions. Including but not limited to any or all STDs.

That bitch is a jive ass mudflap, she catches it all.

by LullabiiSkies May 1, 2024

Norwegian mudflap

When you attempt to defecate into someone’s mouth in -15 weather and it freezes midway, falling, and slapping the other in the face.

I gave Jonas’s mom a Norwegian mudflap and she’s pretty mad about it still.

by Sassyshrimp November 27, 2021

Mudflaps

The crease where the booty meets the back of the leg.

Did you see Maria’s booty shorts last night? Her mudflaps were clappin’.

by Stretchier August 6, 2022