Lord Muck

A British term used to rebuke a small boy who takes favours and presents for granted without giving appropriate thanks: also used after other discourtesies. Usually used by his mother.
Lady Muck is the feminine equivalent.

Mother Alex, say thank-you when I give you your sandwiches. Who do you think you are: Lord Muck?

Mother Alice, don't just sit there like Lady Muck when you can see I need a hand with passing round the plates.

by benbisley August 21, 2008

Lady Muck

British term to refer to a woman who has pretensions to be of high station but who in reality is anything but.

Here comes Lady Muck now.

by brigante November 12, 2005

muck tart

Synonym for idiot.

*This is usually used when someone has done something incredibly stupid.

m: "shit why did I just do that?"
j: "wow you're such a muck tart"

by jamisonlabs November 8, 2009

Cock Muck

The white, sperm free substance that comes from a mans dick after having the snip.

When you blow your load of cock muck in a slut theres no chance she will fall pregnant.

by Tony Balony the Phony February 23, 2019

Mucking the pooch

another saying that means screwing

Dude you are mucking the pooch right now come on.

by B-rad is rad December 21, 2012

Schwag Muck

Noun. Anything gross, disgusting or unwanted.

Build-up on or around toilets, drains, or mouths, Pond scum, caked on food, crusty excess, or corrosion. "I am so disgusted at the schwag muck that is around the toilet bowl". "I refuse to stick my hand in that scwag muck!"

by Staci Rogert, *"PINKIE"* February 3, 2013

Ball Muck

A substance that accumulates in tight underwear usually in the summertime from not bathing or changing your underwear for several days. Resembling expired cottage cheese and smelling just as curdled.

I haven't showered in a week and my boxer briefs are full of ball muck.

by Nate-the Great December 16, 2008