Motorcycle

The most thrill-seeking rides ever
Why I will and you should learn a motorcycle?
01. that car karen and her 5 kids use only goes 12.5km per liter
02. Motorcycles can get 30km (2.5x karen and her car) per liter
03. It helps with balancing
04. Drags a whole herd of sexy girls (BEST OF THEM ALL!!)
05. much cheaper than cars (get a decent one for $8K)
05. only reason ur mum dosnt want u to motorcycle is cuz shes a karen driving a 3 tun SUV while texting

Why drive a fucking car when you can be badass and use motorcycles.

by Knmagor October 31, 2022

Motorcycle

a vehicle that can go from 0-100 km/h in 2.7 seconds and 100-0 in 2 nanoseconds.

Motorcycle rider: oh look the arrow is at 100 on my totally safe motor vehicle placed upon the basis of two wheels, hence its name motorcycle wait is that a Truck? OH NO

by spade.dk June 05, 2018

Motorcycle

Motorcycle is a sex position when a man puts 2 plungers over the girls ears and pretends he is riding a motorcycle while having sex

'' Did you bang her?''

'' Yeah I motorcycled her, she loved it! ''

by NeuFlaas October 07, 2019

Motorcycled

Kind of like motorboating however on the males testicles.

"I motorcycled my boyfriend last night."

by Kayyyychannnn July 14, 2017

Michael Michael Motorcycle

An intensive sexual act where one homosexual man treats his partner like a motorbike. This includes topping the man while squeezing and twisting his testicles with maximum torque to replicate revving up the engine. The act can even go as far as doing routine oil checks on the man's rectal cavity and seat polishing which includes intensive backshots, resulting in maximum surface area ejaculation coverage.

Most partners will use full leather bondage suits in order to further replicate the motorbike appeal

Hey man, I was hoping to take my Michael Michael Motorcycle out of the garage tonight and go for a long drive!

by President KingKong Bundy October 24, 2024