schlong-motion

The (un)intended movement of one's penis.

"Dude, there's some serious schlong-motion going on in my new sports pants."

"Check out the schlong-motion on that guy!"

"This movie was entirely shot in schlong-motion"

by not really Jake September 5, 2012

Hoing through the motions

When you’re a hoe but you’re also depressed about being a hoe

Regina smashes a lot of dudes but ever since she caught feelings for Jake and he just wanted to hook up she’s just been hoing through the motions.

by Finchy fresh May 3, 2019

motivation pants

The pair of pants you keep in the back of your closet even though the last time you fit into them was when you were 16 in the hope that you will one day be able to button them up again.

I'm happy to give all the clothes on this pile to charity. Except for these pants, they are my motivation pants!

by Klarissa506 September 24, 2009

motiveig

Motiveig on tik tok (isa mari and Zoe’s wife) she’s so sweet and nice

Motiveig I wish I was her

by anonymous June 26, 2021

Momio

Momio is a social platform for people under the age 18.

It's full of mentally ill teenagers that have zero friends and no purpose in life.

"Hey do you have Momio?"
"No, that's for social rejects."

by your mom's asshair April 4, 2022

Motivated male

The HIGHEST you can get on the chart

He's the Motivated male

by quinnuuhyg September 29, 2022

motimotivatevate

Motivating someone to motivate

I need to be motimotivatevated to motivate you to go to the gym

by Some_random_name November 20, 2022