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montana tune-up

Montana sex position of a reverse cowgirl whilst growling like a grizzly bear in your partner's ear, and giving them a wet willy.
May was being a total slut, so i gave her a Montana tune-up to show her whose boss.
by Faggalicious 2 January 20, 2011
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Montana mouthfull

Shit in a persons mouth, then they suck your dick till you cum while humming a recent Hannah Montana hit.
I got the new Hannah Montana album, Do you want to come over and receive a Montana mouthfull?
by shaggy80 July 25, 2009
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Montana

The fucking best state ever. Ladies bag bucks, catch monster fish,and will slap you if you reject hunting or fishing, or even are part of PETA. Men do the same.
Someone from another state: look at this MONSTER fish i caught, its 14 inches!

Montanan: *holds up 25 incher*
out of stater: *should bow down*
by MONTANANS FRICKIN RULE September 24, 2011
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retardo montalban

"oh my god blaire, look at that retardo montalban who just bought us drinks!"
by karie May 7, 2003
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hannah montana

a girl who leads a life of regular to pop star.
THE PROBLEMS::
1) she acts like shes poor. cant afford stuff. thats ridiculous, shes HANNAH MONTANA *applaudes* she can afford ANYTHING.
2) the laugh thing. used TOO MUCH
3) if lilly and whatshisname REALLY were her bffl they could tell she was hannah montana.anyone with eye sight could recognize their friend in a bad wig.
4) she got the show cuz of her country mullet starred daddy
5) spoiled drama queen
6) singing.....AHHHHHH
7) sings about HER, tlks about HER, concerned about HERSELF.
8) song lyrics are awful!
Cisney Channel trys to turn ALL their actresses into singers!! whats with that??? *cough hilary duff *throws up* raven. gross...no. not workin. oh not to mention ashley the slut tisdale. and uhm emily osmet???? what were they THINKING????
*CAUTION* hannah montana
may cause
*blindness
*deafness
*retardation
*paraylisis
*death

which are all a trip to the park compared to listening to hannah/miley belt out "yoouuu got the beeessstttt of bootthh worrrllddsss"
by **BLAHblahBLAH** January 16, 2008
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Hannah Montana

the girl who wears wigs,sorta looks like a hooker,claims to live in "two worlds"
"you know hannah montana rite?"
"yeh the hooker"
by loser4life February 19, 2009
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